Serious Advice for a 16 year old?

Started by The Eclipse, Jul 11, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Zeberdee
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    Jul 12, 2015
    f--- as many biches as u can.
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jul 12, 2015
    Always strive for the best you can be and the best future you can have.
     
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  3. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Jul 12, 2015
    Yolo live how u want f--- other people's opinion

    And eat chimichangas every Monday to get your week started right
     
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  4. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Jul 12, 2015
    Slit your wrists and fantacise about murdering people
     
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  5. sxneighty123
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    Jul 12, 2015
    and perform autoerotic asphyxiation
     
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  6. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Jul 12, 2015
    exactly.
     
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  7. gorealsteady
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    gorealsteady heal & create

    Jul 12, 2015
    go outside
     
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  8. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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  9. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jul 12, 2015
    don't get her pregnant, don't get locked up, have fun.
    ...seriously -- that's about it man.
     
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  10. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 12, 2015
    n----- got so high he accidentally enrolled in college at 16
     
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  11. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 12, 2015
    Don't skip school unless you're prepared to stay after every single day for the rest of the year to make up hours. Don't get so high you forget the day's lesson, too many days like that and you're f----- on quizzes. Don't be a d-ck to teachers, if you're cool with them they'll cut you some slack and let you slide by with a 70 even when u should totally fail. Make sure you stay on top of your s---.

    But at the same time, this is the last time in your life you won't have to worry about much. You're not tied down to a job, don't gotta worry about bills, all there is stress wise is graduating, and I PROMISE you they let anyone graduate as long as you try, I know from personal experience. So yeah, f--- around and have fun but save that s--- for the weekends so it doesn't f--- with your education. Like with anything else, you just need to find a balance that suits you.

    Alternatively, get high and skip every other day but be so cool with your teachers they give you 70s and forge signatures to get your makeup hours done like ya boy Skip.
     
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  12. Zep
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    Jul 12, 2015
    Or skip everyday and live off welfare for life like ya boy zep
     
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  13. Wreckless
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    Jul 12, 2015
    Constructive posts like these should get more likes
     
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  14. Fazers
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    Jul 12, 2015
    masturbate
     
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  15. FLORIDA MAN
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    Jul 12, 2015
    Don't take advice from a bunch of losers on a message board
     
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  16. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 12, 2015
    Especially not hank
     
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  17. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jul 12, 2015
    Stay away from this guy...He's a registered sex offender and wants you to post more because you're under 16.
     
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  18. Final
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    Final

    Jul 12, 2015
    don't think i've forgotten about you
     
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  19. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jul 12, 2015
    I'm over 18
     
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  20. CJ Poe
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    CJ Poe The Dark Vegan

    Jul 12, 2015
    Whatever you do..

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    Live life the way it's meant for you to live it, and try to make the right choices
     
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