Nov 1, 2018

Just drank an entire bottle of vodka Halloween is pretty cool holiday hopefully joining you in death soon @Alchemist34

 

Nov 1, 2018

The appendix has nothing to do with the windpipe

 

Nov 1, 2018

fanks m8 it’s all finished

 

Nov 1, 2018

I’ve also noticed @Pizza Hut hasn’t been posting since he caught the STD of his tinder girl

 

Nov 1, 2018

cmon then spill the goss
did they cut you?
what drugs did you get?

 

Nov 1, 2018

You guys even started a Go Fund Me? wow

 

Nov 1, 2018

They made like 4 holes around my belly button and they apparently shaved a bit of my stomach hair and pubes. They didn’t split me wide open though


The full story if anyone’s interested;

I went in first in really bad pain suspecting it was the appendix but they said the pain is not really in the right place to be that.

They kept me overnight ordered a bunch of blood tests and did a chest X-ray (the f---?) and said I’m low on magnesium and hung a magnesium bag on. I’m like gr8 thanks but what about the agonising stabbing thing happening in the right side of my stomach and they said it could be kidney stones or gallbladder issues or pancreatitis. They did an ultra sound but everything looked good

This morning they did a ct scan and immediately after the scan a surgeon comes in and says I have appendicitis and need surgery asap today.

They prep me for surgery and this bogan 60 year old surgeon with an earring wheels me to the theatre room where they explain I might not wake up from the anaesthesia etc etc.

Then they take me to the operating room on the operating table and make me breathe through an oxygen mask while they hook everything up. They said I’d start feeling sleepy soon. I remember thinking hmm I don’t feel sleepy at all and then immediately after that I wake up to the surgeon saying wake up mate we got your appendix out. Took me a couple of seconds to figure out who/what/where/when/why and I was like oh right I exist and that whole appendix thing happened.

Just a moment after that though I realise I’m in even bigger pain than when my appendix was about to burst. Like holy s--- c---- put me back under and don’t wake me up until it’s healed.

They injected me with something maybe it was morphine I’m not sure but it did make it bearable. Other than that they’re just giving me 2 endone pills every certain amount of hours and some Panadol. It’s not unbearable but it’s uncomfortable enough to make me not be able to sleep and I’m exhausted.

I’ll tell you what though It was really nice and peaceful not existing during the anaesthesia. No life no thoughts no dreams no worries. I’m not being edgy and now that I’m awake/alive I’d rather stay that way, but it was nice getting a glimpse of nothingness/death

 

Nov 1, 2018

feel better sir!!!!!!!

 

Nov 1, 2018

got throat aids but im good

 

Nov 1, 2018

glad youre okay alchemist

 

Nov 1, 2018

Did u get a sponge bath?

 

Nov 1, 2018

They just made me take a shower with a surgical sponge thing before the operation but they said don’t worry about being thorough because they’re gonna clean and sterilise me in the operating room

 

Nov 1, 2018

They just made me take a shower with a surgical sponge thing before the operation but they said don’t worry about being thorough because they’re gonna clean and sterilise me in the operating room

 

Nov 1, 2018

so an 80yo nurse didnt bath u with a 3x3cm sponge? what kind of establishment is this?

 

Nov 1, 2018

One of the nurses was really hot

Btw one of the surgeons came in earlier she said I need to stay in hospital for 5 days on anti-biotics because the appendix had perforated a little bit and some abscess leaked out. I’m a bit salty that the emergency room staff wasted so much time with useless s--- that the appendix had already begun to perforate. I could’ve left the next day

 

Nov 1, 2018

Never wanted go neg a nurse so bad. Glad you're ok Franc.

 

Nov 3, 2018