anyone here a genius?

Started by Somaaa, Nov 11, 2021, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. JMG
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    Dec 8, 2021
    Looks dead out there. Not even one b---- in those chairs by the empty pool, no one walking on the roads. All the cool people are here in sunny South Florida, where you also have palm trees and resorts, but you don't need a wristband from Facui to enjoy them. You seem so happy and excited to have it though.. Probably the first time you were included in something. Maybe they can switch it up and do cool special editions wristbands for the booster shots.
     
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  2. reservoirGod
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    Dec 8, 2021
    Goddam, imagine being stuck in Florida... I mean I went there for the Super Bowl in 2020 and to hook up with a 21 year old model from Tokyo... but to just live there... that sucks.

    70,000 people have died in Florida from COVID19... 1,000 people have died from COVID19 in Hawaii.
     
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  3. hargydon
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    Dec 8, 2021
    My favourite part about Hawaii is the illegal occupation by the US.
     
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  4. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth

    Dec 8, 2021
    LOL take that wristband off, how old are you, 12?
     
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  5. Australia
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    Dec 8, 2021
    Hey loser a pic of you waving at no friends doesn't make me jealous. Your "penthouse suite" is probably just an average gold coast hotel and your doing your mandatory 2 weeks isolation for travelling
     
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  6. reservoirGod
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    Dec 8, 2021
    No it's the Penthouse on the top floor... and that blue wrist band means no 2 week quarantine for me... because I'm smart and got vaxxed... if you ever scrapped enough money to get out of your swamp to come to here (paradise) your dumbass would have to be isolated for two weeks.


    That's the f---ing point.


    And I got friends here... I got friends everywhere... and I brought my beautiful gf.
     
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  7. thecanibus
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    Dec 8, 2021
    Man how comes your on your rich person Island but you just have a view of buildings? Did you give the ocean view room to someone else to see what the other sides like or somthing?
     
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  8. BIGFOOT
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    Dec 9, 2021
    Let’s have a look at ur misses then buddy… blow up dolls don’t count btw.
     
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  9. reservoirGod
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    Dec 9, 2021
    I swam and hiked all day today and I drove a Polaris Slingshot go-cart all over.

    I don't claim to be rich... I'm just a simple construction worker/bartender/bouncer/land lord.

    But I'm clever and happier than most.

    I'm going to have a big windfall this winter... I make easy money in Alaska's oilfield... funny place... there is only one radio station... a Republican talk radio channel that the guys listen to for their 12 to 15 hour shifts... then when they come back to camp they have Fox News playing in the chow hall... Newsmax playing in the exercise room and OAN playing in the lounges.

    Now all the companies have a vax mandate. So all these good ol' boys aren't coming back to work. They're just going to give up their $24,000 a month jobs and stay home and work for door dash and get coronavirus... my vaxxed a--- is going to have my choice of their jobs and hit the jackpot and not get covid.
     
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  10. thecanibus
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    I just don't get the non scenic view, kinda personal but you gotta be like 6'4 minimum right?

    Thanks for your time.
     
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  11. Marsh
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    Dec 9, 2021
    Blow up dolls don't get Covid :Em6:, or get pregnant. That's a win for blow up dolls.
     
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  12. reservoirGod
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    Show me yours... I bet she would like me.
     
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  13. Australia
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    Dec 9, 2021
    Gonna get a photo outside my shop window today and tell everyone it's the top floor penthouse. My girlfriend will be there along with all my friends and a million dollars
     
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  14. reservoirGod
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    Dec 9, 2021
    You have like two friends on your IG and even then they don't seem thrilled to hangout with you... the rest is just your sub par tattoos... and your Eminem SXN cringe drawing.

    You're f---ing losing at life.
     
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  15. Australia
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    "You have 2 friends on your IG" lmfao what? I'm sponsored by Dr pickles and swashdrive, I'm winning you dumb fa----, I rarely use socials
     
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  16. Australia
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    What are friends on instagram you r----- lmfao
     
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  17. reservoirGod
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    This is such a funny post.
     
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  18. BIGFOOT
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    Dec 9, 2021
    Showed her ur pic, she gave you a 2.5/10


    Maybe next time buddy
     
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  19. BIGFOOT
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    Marsh coming through with the knowledge
     
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  20. reservoirGod
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