anyone here a genius?

Started by Somaaa, Nov 11, 2021, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. JMG
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    JMG Teflon

    Dec 9, 2021
    Its a shame you have to come all the way to Florida to get laid. We aren't stuck here though.. we can do whatever we want.. Which is why everyone is coming here right now, to escape clowns like you. Won't be long before you're forced to get a Fauci tattoo on your lower back.
     
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  2. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Dec 9, 2021
    Who's Fauci?
     
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  3. JMG
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    JMG Teflon

    Dec 9, 2021
    The guy you take all your orders from.
     
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  4. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Dec 9, 2021
    I don't take orders from anyone.


    Tell an event that is worth going to Florida for... the Heat are in 4th... don't think they will make the NBA finals.
     
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  5. JMG
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    JMG Teflon

    Dec 9, 2021
    Why don't you come here and ill show you
     
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  6. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Dec 9, 2021
    Oh you’re old, gross.
     
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  7. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Dec 10, 2021
    In February of 2020 I drove from Miami to Orlando in a Tesla Model X and I stopped specifically in West Palm Beach to charge it and you wouldn't show up.
     
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  8. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Dec 10, 2021
    Said that you look like a stubbed toe, whatever that means :emoji_thinking:
     
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  9. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Dec 11, 2021
    @DKC knows why I don't care.
     
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  10. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 11, 2021
    Why?
    What happen, your selfies weren't popping so you hired a professional photographer to take pics of you? Lmfao
     
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  11. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 11, 2021
    Yeah, why would anybody go out of their way to show up and watch you charge your car. Fucken get get reality check c---- hahahahah
     
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  12. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Dec 11, 2021
    Literally none of those pics are done by a professional photographer or have a filter or were photo shopped... but thanks for the unintended compliment.
     
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  13. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Dec 11, 2021
    I wasn't going to go out of my way to meet up with JMG... but I did stop in his hood with a 10/10 Japanese instagram model... if he wanted to show me the dive bar he sells fentanyl laced bootleg oxycontins out of... that would have been the time.
     
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  14. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 11, 2021
    Yeah chur fent f--- yeah bro sick c----...
    Why does that nationality of the model you with matter? Racist dog
     
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  15. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 11, 2021
    Yeah what would I know you can clearly see the selfie stick in each photo, Def wasnt set up at all lmao
     
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  16. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Dec 11, 2021
    Never touched a selfie stick. My friends, co-workers and girlfriends just take pictures of me... because they think highly of me and want memories of being with me... know it's a weird concept for you... because you are f---ing miserable.


    Me and the girl from Tokyo meeting in Japan is a great story... on my last day on my Holiday in Tokyo after a week of not meeting anyone who spoke English, I was walking to the train station to go to the airport and she smiled at me while we were crossing the street together... I just started speaking English to her and she happen to know English and we decided to meet in Florida 3 months later on the spot.
     
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  17. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 12, 2021
    Someone's a Lil slow...
     
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  18. Ricky
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    Ricky Hip-Hop CEO ™

    Dec 12, 2021
    Walmart brand Immortal Technique
     
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