Apr 28, 2015

She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my f---ing leg whole like an egg roll

Just the thought of it...

 

Apr 27, 2015

as the world turns is an essential eminem song

really digging the recently leaked demo version

 

Apr 27, 2015

"As The World Turns" is THE perfect example of underrated SSLP song. It is for reasons exactly like this that SSLP >>>>

 

Apr 27, 2015

Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park b----
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as f--- and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a r--ist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking a--- is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her a--- put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smocking crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was r--- the b---- and snatch her purse
Now I wanna k--- her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her f---ing porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there b----! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay p---
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my f---ing leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget d-ck!
Whipped that s--- out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now b----, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that s--- in crooked and f----- that fat slut to death

 

Apr 28, 2015

I think What I really love most about the track are the sound effects

 

Apr 28, 2015

Great song. Perfect example if a song alot of people love but if he released the exact song today it would get picked apart

 

Apr 28, 2015

I think this track is severely underrated, you never really hear people mention it when they talk SSLP. Love the sense or humour he had back then:

"Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smoking crack all day doped up on coke and smack"

The beat is ill on this track too