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  1. Ricky
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    Hmmm... Give me a second, I need to deliver some great comeback
     
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    At least we don't wear protection during game!
     
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    Yeah because all y’all are doing is playing footsie like a couple of high school kids

    The worst that can happen is your shoe laces get tangled
     
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    I think you attended to some pretty rough high school buddy!

     
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    lol I know that soccer injuries can be serious

    When I was in high school an exchange student from Mexico showed me and my friends some crazy videos. We never clowned his soccer football jerseys again (all in good fun of course)
     
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    I’d love to catch a soccer game with you guys when I finally make it to Europe.

    Also, why do people go crazy when the score ends 0-0?
     
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    That's because 0-0 is 90 minutes wasted, we want goals!

    Mexicans are very serious about football, just ask our #1 mexican around @Michael Myers

    But why did yall clown his jerseys lmaoooo
     
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    We were cool with the guy. We’d say “this is America you need to put on a REAL football jersey” and he’d reply with something like “maybe if Americans put down the cheeseburgers they’d be better at soccer”.

    Just friends roasting each other to pass the time lol
     
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    Lmfao that cheeseburger punchline :dead:
     
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    We are all the Liquor now :emoji_frowning2:
     
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    Yes we are! After all, all of us will be taken away by the s----hawks one day :emoji_slight_frown:
     
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    I think @Michael Myers was taken away already, 5 Desperados (No Salma Hayek) and one Heineken and he's gone!
     
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    Salma Hayek........man :whew:
     
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    Crazy, right? She's like 55 and still hottest around, I swear latinas age differently :sweatt:
     
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    Facts

    She’s gonna be 65 and I’ll still probably wanna hit it
     
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    Can't even argue with that
     
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    What you sippin on?
     
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    My favorite non-fancy polish beer Perła, it's my favorite non-craft beer, just to take the edge off, I need to be up early in the morning cause I got work to do #Cyrus so I'm keeping it easy tonight, even tho it's 1.30am rn

    Wbu? Any good beer? Or still sober?
     
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    I’ll have to look out for Perla and try it. Store near me carries tons of foreign beers.

    No beer at the house currently :emoji_slight_frown:

    I’d go get some but I can’t drive because of this useless shoulder
     
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