Jun 23, 2015

The way I am 1st verse

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
Of this weed it gives me the s--- needed to be
The most meanest MC on this - on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre s--- that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
All this tension dispensing these sentences
Getting this stress that's been eating me recently off of this chest
And I rest again peacefully (peacefully)...
But at least have the decency in you
To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter
Do not come and speak to me (speak to me)...
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a motherfucking thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
If you tick me my tank is on empty (is on empty)...
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm lifting you 10 feet (lifting you 10 feet)... in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)...
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

 

Jun 24, 2015

There's several different levels to Devil worshipping
Horse's heads, human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles and exorcism
Animals, having sex with them, camels, mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kicked the habit, I just
Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the f---ing meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lying
I got a nine in my pocket, and baby I'm just dying to c--- him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any fa---- that said he was raw
My uzi's heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceiling, red on the floor, get a new whor-
Met on the second, wed on the third, then she's dead on the fourth, I'm dead wrong

 

Jun 23, 2015

I'm sorry but "8 mile" is a f---ing anthem

Spoiler

You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it
Or see what the big deal is, why it was and it still is
To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits
It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate
Of authenticity, you'd never even see
But it's everything to me, it's my credibility
You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC
Who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me
But yet I'm still unsigned,havin' a rough time
Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes
Go to work and serve MCs in the lunchline
But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go?
Who must I show, to bust my flow?
Where must I go? Who must I know?
Or am I just another crab in the bucket?
Cause I ain't havin' no luck with this little Rabbit so f--- it
Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt s---
I'm feelin' a little skeptical who I hang out with
I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about s---
At the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit
And it's cold, tryin' to travel this road
Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in thisbattlin mode
My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want
Is pity from no one,the city is no fun
There is no sun, and it's so dark
Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein' pulled apart
From each one of my limbs, by each one of my friends
It's enough to just make me wanna jump out of my skin
Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not
What I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top
I just explode, the kettle gets so hot
Sometimes my mouth just overloads the a--- that I don't got
But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn
Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned
Ain't no fallin' no next time I meet a new girl
I can no longer play stupid or be immature
I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage
Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words
Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge
Suddenly a new burst of energy has occurred
Time to show these free world leaders the 3 and a third
I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird
Then I turn and cross over the median curb
Hit the 'burbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road

 

Jun 23, 2015

Bad Influence's 3rd

My laser disc'll make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and c--- it back
And let it go until your brains are rippin out
Your skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches
I'm not a role model, I don't wanna babysit kids
I got one little girl, and Hailie Jade is Shady's business
And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off
Where the f--- were you when Gilbert's paid to make me dishwash?
I make a couple statements and now look how crazy s--- got
You made me get a bigger attitude than 80 Kim Scotts
And she almost got the same fate that Grady's b---- got
I knew that "Just the Two of Us" would make you hate me this much
And "Just the Two of Us," that ain't got s--- to do with us
And our personal life, it's just words on a mic
So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig
But the funny s--- is that I still go with the b----

 

Jun 23, 2015

Till i collapse third verse:
Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC’s heart
What is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.
And it's absurd how people hang on every word.
I’ll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I’ll never be served my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
'Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
That’s why I’m clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I’m an addict
I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.
But I don’t want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers.
So this is like a full blown attack I’m launching at them
The track is on some battling raps who want some static
'Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters
A plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest. So...

 

Jun 24, 2015

Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie b----, get off me, go f--- Puffy
Now because of this blonde mop that's on top
and this f----- up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did some s--- with Missy,
so now he thinks he's too big to do some s--- with MC Get-Bizzy"
My f---in b---- mom's suin for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin
s---, where the f--- you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it b----, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
It doesn't matter your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] fa----!
Talkin about I fabricated my past
He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his a--- (Uhh!)
So tell me, what the h--- is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)
A half-brother and sister who never seen me
or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
Now everybody's so happy and proud
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
to buy this cheap-a--- little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of my big white a---
Okay, let me give you MFers some help:
uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL
Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Ahh f--- it, I'll even buy a couple myself

 

Jun 24, 2015

My vote:
You might see me jogging, you might see me walking
You might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog
With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
Hollering at him cause the son of a b---- won't quit barking
Or leaning out a window with a cocked shotgun
Driving up the block in the car that they shot Pac in
Looking for Big's killers, dressing ridiculous
Blue-and-red, like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this
Watching all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
And get dollars that should've been theirs like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' popping and wrist watches
I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
And walk around with an empty bottle of Remy Martin
Starting s--- like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman (g.d. it)
An anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
With instinct's to k--- N'Sync, don't get me started
These f---ing brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What is this b----, r-----ed? Give me back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to wiling out and being violent?
Whatever happened to catching a good old-fashioned
Passionate a----whooping and getting your shoes coat and your hat tooken

 

Jun 24, 2015

8 Mile - Verse 3


You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it
Or see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillest
To be walking this borderline of Detroit city limits
It's different, it's a certain significance,
A certificate of authenticity, you'd never even see
But it's everything to me, it's my credibility
You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC
who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me
But yet I'm still unsigned, having a rough time
Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes
Go to work and serve MC's in the lunchline
But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go
Who must I show, to bust my flow
Where must I go, who must I know
Or am I just another crab in the bucket
Cause I ain't having no luck with this little rabbit's foot, f--- it
Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm starting to doubt s---
I'm feeling a little skeptical who I hang out with
I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about s---
At the Salvation Army trying to salvage an outfit
And it's cold, trying to travel this road
Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battling mode
My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want
Is pity from no one, the city is no fun
There is no sun, and it's so dark
Sometimes I feel like I'm just being pulled apart
From each one of my limbs, by each one of my friends
It's enough to just make me wanna jump out of my skin
Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not
What I'm doing I just blow, my head is a stove top
I just explode, the kettle gets so hot
Sometimes my mouth just overloads the acid I don't got
But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn
Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned
Ain't no calling her next time I need a new girl
I can no longer play stupid or be immature
I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage
Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words
Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge
Suddenly a new burst of energy has occurred
Time to show these free world leaders the three and a third
I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird
Then I turn and cross over the median curve
Hit the 'burbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road

 

Jun 23, 2015

Patiently Waiting verse


They think they crazy but they ain't crazy, let's face it
s--- basically they just playin' sick
They ain't s---, they ain't sayin' s---, spray 'em Fifty
A to the K get in the way I'll bring Dre and them wit me
And turn this day into f---in' mayhem, you stayin' wit me?
Don't let me lose you, I'm not tryna confuse you
When I let loose wit this Uzi and just s---t through your Isuzu
You get the message? Am I gettin' through to you?
You know what's comin' you MFers don't even know, do you?
Take some Big and some Pac and you mix 'em up in a pot
Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the f--- do you got?
You got the realest and illest killas tied up in a knot
The juggernauts of this rap s---, like it or not
It's like a fight to the top just to see who'd die for the spot
You put ya life in this, nothin' like survivin' a shot
Y'all know what time it is, soon as Fifty signs on this dot
s--- what you know about death threats, 'cause I get a lot
Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers
Them cowards f----- wit the wrong building, they meant to hit ours
Better evacuate all children, it's nuclear showers, there's nothin' spookier
Ya now about to witness the power of f---in' Fifty

 

Jun 24, 2015

3rd verse of Til I Collapse

Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC’s heart
What is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.
And it's absurd how people hang on every word.
I’ll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I’ll never be served my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
'Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
That’s why I’m clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I’m an addict
I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.
But I don’t want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers.
So this is like a full blown attack I’m launching at them
The track is on some battling raps who want some static
'Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters
A plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest. So...

The multi's are insane

 

Jun 24, 2015

I'm Back - Last verse

sorry if someone posted already

I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause (I'm) Shady, they call me as crazy
As the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring (Ah!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a f--- if this chick was my own mother
I still f--- her with no rubber and c-m inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

 

Jun 23, 2015

No reason to be rude, just my opinion. I'm aware this verse isn't even in his top 100, but i like it.

 

Jun 23, 2015

So do I gotta buy a whole block to myself
A front door with twelve locks
And have a bodyguard walk me out to my mailbox
And every time somebody makes a threat, run and tell cops?
f--- that, I protect myself with these twelve shots
And one in the chamber, gun in the waist
And one in the ankle, waitin' for someone to come to my place
Tryna walk up and knock, like these cocksuckers are not
Gonna get a shotgun or a Glock shoved in their face
And it's a disgrace Hailie can't play with her toys
In the front yard, without you drivin' by, honkin' your horn
Screamin' some s---, leanin' out your windows, beepin' and s---
Or pullin' up in my drive like I won't leap in your whip
And so these kids tell their friends and relatives where I live
So my address ends up on the Internet again
So then, I do an interview with Spin, tellin' them
That if someone comes to my crib, I'mma shove a gun in their ribs
And reporters blow it out of proportion
Oh, now he's pullin' guns on his fans
Just for tryin' to stand on his porch
And I'm the bad guy, cause I don't answer my door like, hey, hi
You guys wants some autographs, okay, form a straight line
Sometimes I feel like loading this rifle
And climbin' the roof at night and hidin' outside to snipe you
It's not that I don't like you
It's just that when I'm not behind the mic
I'm a person who's just like you

 

Jun 23, 2015

FACK
Verse 3

Spoiler

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me c-m
I'm all outta gas
Not so fast! Uh, your finger just went in my a---!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my a------, uhh, yeah, right there, right there
Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah
Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now
Ohh f--- yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow f--- I think it's stuck
Oww but it feels so fackin' good!

For real Eminem is such a deep rapper

For our kids i just post the edited and clean version

enjoy

 

Jun 24, 2015

don't know if there's rule for nominating more than one verse… i forgot about my secret emergency backup verse..

evil deeds verse 3 … this is better than careful what you wish for verse 2, so if we only 1 nomination, i change mine to this

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons
I never had any of this s--- planned
Mom, please believe
I don't wanna be Santa's spawn
Never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Claus, why are you not coming this year again?
What did I do that was so bad to deserved this?
Everything could have been so perfect
But life ain't a fairy tale
I'm about to be hosted up in the air
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere
I don't even know but who feel like they know me
'Cause I'm in this ferris wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the mall
And take Halie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now, do-si-do now
Curtains up the show must go now
Ring-around-the-rosy the show's over
You can all go home now
But the curtains just don't close for me
This ain't how fame was suppose to be
Where's the switch I can just turn off and on?
This ain't what I chose to be
So please God give me the strength
To have what it takes to carry on
Till I pass 50 back the baton
The camera's on, my soul is gone

 

Jun 24, 2015

Best members

 

Jun 24, 2015

Till I Collapse.... All verses are great, but I'll go with the third verse.

" Soon as a verse starts, I eat at an MC's heart
What is he thinking, how not to go against me, smart
And it's absurd, how people hang on every word
I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I'll never be served, my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first
Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse
That's why I'm clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm an addict
I rap like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers
But I don't want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers
So this is like a full blown attack I'm launching at 'em
The track is on some battling raps, who want some static?
Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters
A plaque and platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest, so "

 

Jun 24, 2015

Bury my face in comic books, cause I don't want to look
At nothin', this world's too much
I've swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of tylenol I would, and end it for good
Just say goodbye to Hollywood
I probably should, these problems are piling all at once
Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
I think i'm bottomin' out
But i'm not about to give up, I gotta get up
Thank God, I got a little girl
And I'm a responsible father
So not a lot of good, i'd be to my daughter layin' in the bottom of the mud
Must be in my blood cause I don't know how I do it
All I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my dad
Cause I hate him so bad
The worst fear that I had was growin' up to be like his f---in' a---, man
If you could understand why I am the way that I am
What do I say to my fans, when I tell 'em i'm...