Eminem Best Posts: Best Verse Game, Eminem

  1. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Jun 24, 2015
    i think eminem's best verse is the one on i'm shady where he says he's afraid to get an aids test
     
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  2. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Jun 24, 2015
    That usergroup feature is pretty cool. I already voted and sadly, not many people like my verse choice :ash:
     
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  3. Oldboy
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    Jun 24, 2015
    rock bottom 3rd verse and Revelation verse is in the lead with 11 votes each... sing about me and bad guy verses are close seconds with 9 votes each

    interesting to see if another verse end up winning

    3 more days left
     
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  4. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    Jun 24, 2015
    A lot of great verses so far, but I'm gonna go with the 2nd verse on Square Dance

    Let your hair down to the track,
    Yeah kick on back.
    Boo!
    The boogies monster of rap,
    Yeah the man's back
    With a plan to ambush this Bush administration,
    Mush the Senate's face in and push this generation,
    Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like,
    This white hot light,
    That I'm under,
    No wonder,
    I look so sunburnt,
    Oh no,
    I won't leave no stone unturned,
    Oh no I won't leave,
    Won't go nowhere,
    Do-si-do,
    Oh, yo, ho, hello there
    Oh yeah don't think I won't go there,
    Go to the Beirut and do a show there
    Yeah you laugh till your motherfuckin' a--- gets drafted,
    While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen,
    Till you f--- around,
    Get an anthrax napkin,
    Inside a package wrapped in saran Wrap wrapping,
    Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping,
    f---in' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashing,
    All this terror America demands action,
    Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's a--- askin'
    To join the army or what you'll do for there Navy.
    You just a baby,
    Gettin' recruited at eighteen,
    You're on a plane now,
    Eating their food and their baked beans.
    I'm 28,
    They gonna take you 'fore they take me
    Crazy insane or insane crazy?
    When I say Hussein you say Shady,
    My views ain't changed still Inhumane,
    Wait,
    Arraigned two days late,
    The date's today,
    Hang me!
     
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  5. Kornasty
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    Jun 23, 2015
    I always thought Cleaning out my closet third verse was one of his best that come to mind for me. The way he rhymes off that now I'd never diss my own mama to get recognition line for like half the verse is just :clap:

    Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
    Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissing
    But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
    Witnessing your momma popping prescription pills in the kitchen
    Bitching that someone's always going through her purse and s---'s missing
    Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchhausen's Syndrome
    My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
    'Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach
    Doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma?
    So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma?
    But guess what? You're getting older now and it's cold when you're lonely
    And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony
    And Hailie's getting so big now; you should see her, she's beautiful
    But you'll never see her - she won't even be at your funeral!
    See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong
    b---- do your song - keep telling yourself that you was a mom!
    But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
    You selfish b----; I hope you f---ing burn in h--- for this s---
    Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
    Well guess what, I am dead - dead to you as can be!
     
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  6. Intel
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    Jun 23, 2015
    Maybe not his best, but 'Stay Wide Awake' second verse will always be my favourite. Those multies :wow5::banderas:

    So dark and so cold, my friends don't know this other side of me
    There's a monster inside of me, it's quite ugly and it frightens me
    But they can't see what I can see, there's a vacancy in my tummy
    It's making me play hide-and-seek, like Jason I'm so hungry
    She's naked, see, no privacy but I can see she wants me
    So patient, see, I try to be but gee, why does she taunt me?
    Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep, I creep right through the front
    See, so blatantly but silently cause I know that she's sound sleep
    "Who's waking me so violently and why's he on top of me?
    He's raping me," she tries to scream, "Somebody please get him off me
    He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny"
    She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak
    Escaping me, no dice, you see, I might just be Ted Bundy
    Or Satan, gee what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties
    I'm crazy but it's all right with me, man life can be so empty
    Stay away from me cause I'm dancing to quite a different drumbeat
     
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  7. Oldboy
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    Jun 23, 2015
    i will post one of these threads every 3-4 days for most mainstream rappers, then we will do a poll to decide who has the best verse

    you have to vote for a single verse, you cant vote for two...i will count the LIKES a post get...so if you wanna vote for "my words are weapon"..and someone already posted it...all you have to do is LIKE that post...they will be counted as votes....you can like few verses, but you cant nominate more than one verse

    the winning verse will be considered Eminem best verse, and will go up against other rapper verses when the game is over...the rappers im considering for this game are

    Kanye
    kendrick
    Jay
    J cole
    Young Thug
    wayne
    drake


    might add more later

    VOTE AWAY
     
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  8. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Jun 24, 2015

    LOL
     
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  9. yippekiyay
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    Jun 24, 2015
    Last verse of When I'm Gone
    Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
    The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
    I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
    They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
    I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
    "Daddy it's me, Help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding"
    But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
    "I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
    "You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
    "And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
    "That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin"
    "I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
    But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made your choice
    "Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
    That's what they want, they want you Marshall
    They keep... screamin' your name
    It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
    Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
    I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
    How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
    I turn around, find a gun on the ground, c--- it
    Put it to my brain, scream "Die Shady!" and pop it
    The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was
    Supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
    That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
    It's spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
    Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
    Almost as if to say
     
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  10. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Jun 24, 2015
    I love pissin' you off, it get's me off,
    like my lawyer's, when the f---in' judge let's me off,
    all you MFers gotta do is set me off,
    i'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bet's be off,
    i'm a lit fuse, anything I do b----, it's news,
    pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two,
    who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets,
    an excellent method to get rid of the next bully,
    it's actually better cause instead you murderin',
    you can hurt em' and come back again and kick dirt at 'em,
    it's like pourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued,
    you can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room,
    everybody halts and stops, calls the cops,
    all you see is b------s comin' out their halter tops,
    runnin' and duckin' out the Hard Rocks parking lot,
    you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cause..
     
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  11. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Jun 24, 2015
    d---. Might be his coldest and most emotional verse ever. Vote this.
     
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  12. Cortex
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    Jun 23, 2015
    So hard to pick, holy f---ing s---:sad2:
     
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  13. Bojack
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    Jun 23, 2015
    And to think that If he says half of those (classic) s--- now
    people will start the cringe bs again... :'(
     
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  14. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    Jun 23, 2015
    Last verse of I'm Back is a personal fave of mine
    I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver, a Nine, a Mac-11,
    and that oughta solve the problem of mine, and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time,
    cause iiiim Shady, they call me as crazy as the world was over this whole Y2K thing,
    and by the way, Nsync, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
    Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think, Lip-Synch and by a bigger size of earrings?
    That's why I tend to block out when I hear things, cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring,
    so I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina,
    cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this,
    I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a f--- if this chick was my own mother,
    i'd still f--- her with no rubber and c-m inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time,
    and just say that it aint mine, whats my name?
     
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  15. Young Sinatra
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    Young Sinatra I've moved, my new account is "Pato". Follow me!

    Jun 23, 2015
    Some people say I'm strange, I tell them ain't s--- change
    I'm still the same lame a------ with a different name
    Who came late to the last show with a different dame
    Brain ate from the last O that I sniffed of cane
    You know you're spaced the f--- out like George Lucas
    When your puke is turning to yellowish-orange mucus
    So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers
    I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks English
    Freak genius, too extreme for the weak and squeemish
    Burn you alive till you screaming to be extinguished
    Cause when I drop the science, MFers tell me to stop the violence
    Start a fire and block the hydrants
    I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than
    So when Slim gets this M-16 bursting
    You getting spun backwards like every word of obscene cursing
    On the B-side of my first single with the clean version
    Stopping your short life when you still a teen virgin
    Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon
    In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery
    To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum internally
    I'll take it back before we knew each others' name
    Run in the ultrasound and snatch you out your mother's frame
    I'll take it further back than that
    Back to Lovers Lane, to the night you were thought of
    And c--- block your father's game
    I'll plead the fifth like my drawers were muzzled
    So s--- my d-ck while I take a s--- and do this crossword puzzle
    And when I'm down with ten seconds left in the whole bout
    I'm gonna throw a head-butt so hard, it'll knock us both out


    Eminem's verse is from a track called Threesixfive but I discovered it from a bunch of radio freestyles
     
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  16. Dwight Schrute
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    Dwight Schrute D-W-I-G-H-T

    Jun 23, 2015
    Forgot About Dre
     
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  17. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Jun 23, 2015
    Be sure to post the lyrics.
     
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  18. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 23, 2015
    Airplanes Pt. 2
     
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