Jun 23, 2015

Some people say I'm strange, I tell them ain't s--- change
I'm still the same lame a------ with a different name
Who came late to the last show with a different dame
Brain ate from the last O that I sniffed of cane
You know you're spaced the f--- out like George Lucas
When your puke is turning to yellowish-orange mucus
So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers
I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks English
Freak genius, too extreme for the weak and squeemish
Burn you alive till you screaming to be extinguished
Cause when I drop the science, MFers tell me to stop the violence
Start a fire and block the hydrants
I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than
So when Slim gets this M-16 bursting
You getting spun backwards like every word of obscene cursing
On the B-side of my first single with the clean version
Stopping your short life when you still a teen virgin
Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon
In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery
To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum internally
I'll take it back before we knew each others' name
Run in the ultrasound and snatch you out your mother's frame
I'll take it further back than that
Back to Lovers Lane, to the night you were thought of
And c--- block your father's game
I'll plead the fifth like my drawers were muzzled
So s--- my d-ck while I take a s--- and do this crossword puzzle
And when I'm down with ten seconds left in the whole bout
I'm gonna throw a head-butt so hard, it'll knock us both out


Eminem's verse is from a track called Threesixfive but I discovered it from a bunch of radio freestyles

 

Jun 23, 2015

Stan 4th verse

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that s--- intentionally just to diss you
But what's this s--- you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that s--- just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how f----- up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your a--- from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this s--- about us meant to be together?
That type of s---'ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy s---
I seen this one s--- on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
d---!

 

Jun 23, 2015

 

Jun 23, 2015

Sing For the Moment verse 3
That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing
Except for a dream, and a f---in' rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through s--- in their lives
Till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
We're nothin' to you but we're the f---in' s--- in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it
'Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can...

 

Jun 23, 2015

Bad Influence's 3rd

My laser disc'll make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and c--- it back
And let it go until your brains are rippin out
Your skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches
I'm not a role model, I don't wanna babysit kids
I got one little girl, and Hailie Jade is Shady's business
And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off
Where the f--- were you when Gilbert's paid to make me dishwash?
I make a couple statements and now look how crazy s--- got
You made me get a bigger attitude than 80 Kim Scotts
And she almost got the same fate that Grady's b---- got
I knew that "Just the Two of Us" would make you hate me this much
And "Just the Two of Us," that ain't got s--- to do with us
And our personal life, it's just words on a mic
So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig
But the funny s--- is that I still go with the b----

 

Jun 23, 2015

Say Goodbye to Hollywood
first verse

 

Jun 23, 2015

His verse form Outro by Obie Trice Feat. D12 (Cheers Album)

 

Jun 23, 2015

Renegade 4th verse:
See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern-day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ, the King of these Latter-Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as
As a monger of hate, satanist, scatter-brained atheist
But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter, a gateway to escape
Media scapegoat; who they can be mad at today
See it's easy as cake, simple as whistling Dixie
While I'm waving the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons,take a bath with the Catholics
In holy water, no wonder they tried to hold me under longer
I'm a motherfucking spiteful, delightful eyeful
The new Ice Cube, MFers hate to like you
What did I do,I'm just a kid from the gutter
Making this butter off these bloodsuckers
Cause I'm a muthafuckin'

 

Jun 23, 2015

Last verse of I'm Back is a personal fave of mine
I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver, a Nine, a Mac-11,
and that oughta solve the problem of mine, and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time,
cause iiiim Shady, they call me as crazy as the world was over this whole Y2K thing,
and by the way, Nsync, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think, Lip-Synch and by a bigger size of earrings?
That's why I tend to block out when I hear things, cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring,
so I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina,
cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this,
I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a f--- if this chick was my own mother,
i'd still f--- her with no rubber and c-m inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time,
and just say that it aint mine, whats my name?

 

Jun 23, 2015

And to think that If he says half of those (classic) s--- now
people will start the cringe bs again...

 

Jun 23, 2015

Bad Guy 4th verse

I also represent anyone on the receiving end of those jokes you offend
I’m the nightmare you fell asleep in and then woke up still in
I’m your karma closing in with each stroke of a pen
Perfect time to have some remorse to show for your sin
No, it’s hopeless, I’m the denial that you’re hopelessly in
When they say all of this is approaching its end
But you refuse to believe that it’s over, here we go all over again
Backs to the wall, I’m stacking up all them odds
Toilets clogged, yeah cause I’m talking a lot of sh*t but I’m backing it all up
But in my head there’s a voice in the back and it hollers
After the track is demolished; I am your lack of a conscience
I’m the ringing in your ears
I’m the polyps on the back of your tonsils
Eating your vocal chords after your concerts
I’m your time that’s almost up that you haven’t acknowledged
Grab for some water but I’m that pill that’s too jagged to swallow
I’m the bullies you hate, that you became
With every f*ggot you slaughtered
Coming back on you, every woman you insult
That, with the double-standards you have when it comes to your daughters
I represent everything, you take for granted
‘Cause Marshall Mathers the rapper’s persona’s half a facade
And Matthew and Stan’s just symbolic
Of you not knowing what you had ’till it’s gone
‘Cause after all the glitz and the glam
No more fans that are calling your name, cameras are off
Sad, but it happens to all of them
I’m the hindsight to say, “I told you so”
Foreshadows of all the things that are to follow
I’m the future that’s here to show you what happens tomorrow
If you don’t stop after they call you the
Biggest laughing stock of rap who can’t call it quits
When it’s time to walk away, I’m every guilt trip
The baggage you had, but as you gather up all your possessions
If there’s anything you have left to say
Unless it makes an impact then don’t bother
So before you rest your case
Better make sure you’re packin’ a wallop
So one last time, I’m back
Before it fades into black and it’s all over
Behold the final chapter in the saga
Trying to recapture that lightning trapped in a bottle
Twice, the magic that started it all
Tragic portrait of an artist tortured
Trapped in his own drawings
Tap into thoughts
Blacker and darker than anything imaginable
Here goes a wild stab in the dark uh
As we pick up where the last Mathers left off

 

Jun 23, 2015

FACK
Verse 3

Spoiler

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me c-m
I'm all outta gas
Not so fast! Uh, your finger just went in my a---!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my a------, uhh, yeah, right there, right there
Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah
Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now
Ohh f--- yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow f--- I think it's stuck
Oww but it feels so fackin' good!

For real Eminem is such a deep rapper

For our kids i just post the edited and clean version

enjoy

 

Jun 23, 2015

Came into this thread just to post this.

 

Jun 23, 2015

How has this not been mentioned yet?

Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter
If I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father
To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mum didn't abort
Now you probably get this picture from my public persona
That I'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
'Cause there's a lot of s--- I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' my soul,
And just know that I grow colder the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And I think my neck is breaking.
Should I just give up or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin' h---
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, could've had someone else
But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted
So here's what I'm facin':
3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman,
I've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I should've seen it comin', what'd I stick my penis up in?
Would've ripped the pre-nup up if I'd seen what she was f---in'
But f--- it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, baby the only lady that I adore, Hailie
So sayonara, try tomorrow, nice to know ya
My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
It's like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

Verse 3 of Hailie's song

 

Jun 23, 2015

Maybe not his best, but 'Stay Wide Awake' second verse will always be my favourite. Those multies

So dark and so cold, my friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me, it's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see, there's a vacancy in my tummy
It's making me play hide-and-seek, like Jason I'm so hungry
She's naked, see, no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patient, see, I try to be but gee, why does she taunt me?
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep, I creep right through the front
See, so blatantly but silently cause I know that she's sound sleep
"Who's waking me so violently and why's he on top of me?
He's raping me," she tries to scream, "Somebody please get him off me
He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny"
She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no dice, you see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan, gee what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy but it's all right with me, man life can be so empty
Stay away from me cause I'm dancing to quite a different drumbeat

 

Jun 23, 2015

So do I gotta buy a whole block to myself
A front door with twelve locks
And have a bodyguard walk me out to my mailbox
And every time somebody makes a threat, run and tell cops?
f--- that, I protect myself with these twelve shots
And one in the chamber, gun in the waist
And one in the ankle, waitin' for someone to come to my place
Tryna walk up and knock, like these cocksuckers are not
Gonna get a shotgun or a Glock shoved in their face
And it's a disgrace Hailie can't play with her toys
In the front yard, without you drivin' by, honkin' your horn
Screamin' some s---, leanin' out your windows, beepin' and s---
Or pullin' up in my drive like I won't leap in your whip
And so these kids tell their friends and relatives where I live
So my address ends up on the Internet again
So then, I do an interview with Spin, tellin' them
That if someone comes to my crib, I'mma shove a gun in their ribs
And reporters blow it out of proportion
Oh, now he's pullin' guns on his fans
Just for tryin' to stand on his porch
And I'm the bad guy, cause I don't answer my door like, hey, hi
You guys wants some autographs, okay, form a straight line
Sometimes I feel like loading this rifle
And climbin' the roof at night and hidin' outside to snipe you
It's not that I don't like you
It's just that when I'm not behind the mic
I'm a person who's just like you

 

Jun 23, 2015

Deja Vu Verse 3