Eminem Best Verse Game, Eminem

Started by Oldboy, Jun 23, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. David
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    David Nori Stan

    Jun 24, 2015
    can we like more than 1 verse? :stan:
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Jun 24, 2015
    you can like more than 1 verse its fine, my point is...dont duplicate entries
     
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  3. Oldboy
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    Jun 24, 2015
    yes
     
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  4. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Jun 24, 2015
    Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
    You little groupie b----, get off me, go f--- Puffy
    Now because of this blonde mop that's on top
    and this f----- up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
    The underground just spunned around and did a 360
    Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
    "Oh, he just did some s--- with Missy,
    so now he thinks he's too big to do some s--- with MC Get-Bizzy"
    My f---in b---- mom's suin for ten million
    She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin
    s---, where the f--- you think I picked up the habit?
    All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
    Which is it b----, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
    It doesn't matter your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] fa----!
    Talkin about I fabricated my past
    He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his a--- (Uhh!)
    So tell me, what the h--- is a fella to do?
    For every million I make, another relative sues
    Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
    All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)
    A half-brother and sister who never seen me
    or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
    Now everybody's so happy and proud
    I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
    Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
    to buy this cheap-a--- little magazine with a food stamp
    Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
    and what do I see? A picture of my big white a---
    Okay, let me give you MFers some help:
    uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL
    Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
    Ahh f--- it, I'll even buy a couple myself
     
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  5. Tom Brady
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    Tom Brady "I'm a pretty good winner."

    Jun 24, 2015
    Didn't really read through, but hopefully the 3rd verse of My Dad's Gone Crazy was mentioned.
     
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  6. David
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    David Nori Stan

    Jun 24, 2015
    I'm Back - Last verse

    sorry if someone posted already :kdotcry:

    I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line
    Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
    A Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
    And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
    Cause (I'm) Shady, they call me as crazy
    As the world was over this whole Y2K thing
    And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
    Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
    Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
    Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
    It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
    Cause all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring (Ah!)
    So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
    Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
    Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
    It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
    I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a f--- if this chick was my own mother
    I still f--- her with no rubber and c-m inside her
    And have a son and a new brother at the same time
    And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
     
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  7. Noid
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    Noid Ethering "legends" since 2002

    Jun 24, 2015
    Don't Approach Me:

    edit: changed my mind again

    So do I gotta buy a whole block to myself
    A front door with twelve locks
    And have a bodyguard walk me out to my mailbox
    And every time somebody makes a threat, run and tell cops?

    f--- that, I protect myself with these twelve shots
    And one in the chamber, gun in the waist
    and one in the ankle, waitin' for someone to come to my place
    Tryin' to walk up and knock like these cocksuckers are not

    Gonna get a shotgun or a glock shoved in their face?
    And it's a disgrace, Hailey can't play with her toys
    In the front yard without you drivin' by honkin' your horn
    Screamin' some s---, leanin' out your windows, beepin' 'n' s---

    Or pullin' up in my drive like I won't leap in your whip
    And so these kids tell their friends and relatives where I live
    So my address ends up on the Internet again
    So then, I do an interview with Spin, tellin' them

    That if someone comes to my crib
    I'ma shove a gun in their ribs
    And reporters, blow it out of proportion
    "Oh, now he's pullin' guns on his fans
    Just for tryin' to stand on his porch"

    And I'm the bad guy 'cause
    I don't answer my door like "Hey, hi!
    You guys wants some autographs?
    Okay, form a straight line"

    Sometimes I feel like loadin' this rifle
    And climbin' the roof at night
    And hidin' outside to snipe you

    It's not that I don't like you
    It's just that I'm not behind the mic
    I'm a person who's just like you
     
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  8. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Jun 24, 2015
    Bury my face in comic books, cause I don't want to look
    At nothin', this world's too much
    I've swallowed all I could
    If I could swallow a bottle of tylenol I would, and end it for good
    Just say goodbye to Hollywood
    I probably should, these problems are piling all at once
    Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
    I think i'm bottomin' out
    But i'm not about to give up, I gotta get up
    Thank God, I got a little girl
    And I'm a responsible father
    So not a lot of good, i'd be to my daughter layin' in the bottom of the mud
    Must be in my blood cause I don't know how I do it
    All I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my dad
    Cause I hate him so bad
    The worst fear that I had was growin' up to be like his f---in' a---, man
    If you could understand why I am the way that I am
    What do I say to my fans, when I tell 'em i'm...
     
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  9. Oldboy
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    Jun 24, 2015
    it is, and if you dont like that post...your vote wont be counted sadly
     
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  10. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Jun 24, 2015
    I love pissin' you off, it get's me off,
    like my lawyer's, when the f---in' judge let's me off,
    all you MFers gotta do is set me off,
    i'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bet's be off,
    i'm a lit fuse, anything I do b----, it's news,
    pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two,
    who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets,
    an excellent method to get rid of the next bully,
    it's actually better cause instead you murderin',
    you can hurt em' and come back again and kick dirt at 'em,
    it's like pourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued,
    you can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room,
    everybody halts and stops, calls the cops,
    all you see is b------s comin' out their halter tops,
    runnin' and duckin' out the Hard Rocks parking lot,
    you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cause..
     
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  11. Pazuzu
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  12. Noid
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    Noid Ethering "legends" since 2002

    Jun 24, 2015
    Nevermind.... Nail In The Coffin is his best verse
     
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  13. Empire State Of Mind
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    Empire State Of Mind Revival Is Trash

    Jun 24, 2015
    Forgot About Dre, Say My Name, We Ain't & Patiently Waiting
     
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  14. Oldboy
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    Jun 24, 2015
    has to be one verse, and if its already mentioned you have to like that post
     
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  15. Noid
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    Noid Ethering "legends" since 2002

    Jun 24, 2015
    The Sauce
     
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  16. Joshua Smoses
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    Joshua Smoses Pink fur, looking like Cam

    Jun 24, 2015
    His verse on b---- Please II is really underrated.
     
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  17. KLD3816
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    KLD3816 Love yourz.

    Jun 24, 2015
    3rd verse on Seduction

    It’s like we're playing lyrical tug of war with your ear, you hear it? Girl, come here
    Put your ear up to the speaker, dear, while I freak this world premiere
    Seducing her, loosen up with a little freestyle, wait, am I losing ya?
    Am I making you look bad? Well I got news for you, homie, you’re losing her
    Oh wait, she don’t like when I spit it fast, am I trying to show how, let me slow it down some
    It’s still gonna be a blowout, you’re gonna wanna throw out your whole album
    Rummage through the s--- and try to salvage something to see
    If you can save any of it, punk, but none of it’s f---ing with me
    Prick, you really feeling that bs? You think you killing them syllables?
    Quit playing, these beats ain’t nothing to fool with
    They call me Fire Marshall: I shut the s--- down
    Your entire arsenal is not enough to f--- with one round
    I am also the opposite of what you are like
    You’re a microcosm of what the f--- I am on the mic
    I am awesome and you are just awe-struck
    She’s love-stricken, she’s got her jaw stuck from sucking my d-ck, aw f---
     
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  18. Webber
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    Webber Unbanned

    Jun 24, 2015
    can't believe no one picked this yet:

    If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
    Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
    And spit it back in the faces of you racists
    And hypocrites who think the same s--- but don't say s---
    You Liberaces, Versaces, and you Nazis
    Watch me, cause you thinking you got me in this hot seat
    You MFers wanna judge me cause you're not me
    You'll never STOP me, I'm TOP speed as you POP me
    I came to save these new generations of babies
    From parents who failed to raise them cause they're lazy
    To grow to praise me I'm makin' them go crazy
    That's how I got this whole nation to embrace me
    And you fugazi if you think I'ma admit wrong
    I'll cripple any hypocritic critic I'm sicked on
    And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
    A sick song to retaliate to, and it's called


    FIGHT MUSIC
     
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  19. yippekiyay
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    Jun 24, 2015
    Last verse of When I'm Gone
    Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
    The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
    I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
    They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
    I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
    "Daddy it's me, Help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding"
    But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
    "I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
    "You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
    "And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
    "That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin"
    "I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
    But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made your choice
    "Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
    That's what they want, they want you Marshall
    They keep... screamin' your name
    It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
    Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
    I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
    How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
    I turn around, find a gun on the ground, c--- it
    Put it to my brain, scream "Die Shady!" and pop it
    The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was
    Supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
    That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
    It's spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
    Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
    Almost as if to say
     
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  20. kingmathers187
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    Jun 24, 2015
    Don't think I've seen it but as it as no hook i'm gonna treat as a verse and go with the sauce was gonna go with nail in the coffin but @Noid stole it lol
     
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