Jun 24, 2015

Forgot About Dre, went back to the first page and liked the post

 

Jun 24, 2015

@Koolo You should add a poll to the OP after you tally up the 5 most nominated/liked verses.

 

Jun 24, 2015

will see after 3 days, i might add the top 3 voted verses for final vote

 

Jun 24, 2015

 

Jun 24, 2015

Till I Collapse.... All verses are great, but I'll go with the third verse.

" Soon as a verse starts, I eat at an MC's heart
What is he thinking, how not to go against me, smart
And it's absurd, how people hang on every word
I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I'll never be served, my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first
Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse
That's why I'm clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm an addict
I rap like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers
But I don't want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers
So this is like a full blown attack I'm launching at 'em
The track is on some battling raps, who want some static?
Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters
A plaque and platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest, so "

 

Jun 24, 2015

Low, Down, Dirty 1st verse

Warning, this s---'s gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, "b---- you got a sick kid"
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful
Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
"Murder Murder Redrum"
Brain size of a bread crumb
Which drug will I end up dead from
Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
"How in the f--- can Eminem and shady be related?"
Illiterate, illigitimate s--- spitter
b---- getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder
Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the b---- and did her
Use to let the babysitter s--- my d-ck when I was little'er
Smoke a blunt while I'm ti--y f---in Bette Midler
Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler
Y'all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler
Didn't Ya? Bring your b---- I wanna see if this d-ck gon' fit in her

 

Jun 24, 2015

Criminal Verse 1
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a f-- or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate f--s? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)
That's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?
How many records you expecting to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a g.d. thing cause
I watch tv , and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these f---ing r-----s
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A f---," still won't leave

 

Jun 24, 2015

 

Jun 24, 2015

This is difficult. My personal preference tells me Marshall Mathers 1st verse, BUT Renegade's 1st verse & Criminal's last verse are worthy of being called his best verse too. f---. I'm gonna say Criminal's last verse but that could change

 

Jun 24, 2015

it really is an unfair request isn't it, to pick just one out of literally dozens of 10/10 verses. there is no correct answer here

 

Jun 24, 2015

3rd verse - Eminem - My Dads Gone crazy

[Verse #3:] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my f---in teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by f---in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with s---, every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

 

Jun 24, 2015

I don't listen to eminem but I'll be in the other threads

 

Jun 24, 2015

page 6, overlooked

can't decide between 2nd verse of careful what you wish for or 1st verse of my darling ..
my darling 1st verse is pure eminem fire.. but careful what you wish for is more something under the criteria for best verse so i guess ill go with that


careful what you wish for - 2nd verse

I got a letter from a fan, that said
He's been praying for me
Every day and for some reason
It's been weighing on my mind heavy
'Cause I don't read every
Letter I get, but something told me to go ahead and open it, but
Why would someone pray for you when they don't know you?
You didn't pray for me when I was local
And as I lay these vocals
I think of all the s--- I had to go through
Just to get to where I'm at
I've already told you at least

A thousand times in these rhymes
I appreciate the prayer, but I've already got
God on my side
And it's been one h--- of a ride, hasn't it?
Just watchin' it from an opposite standpoint
Man, boy's got to look
Nuts
And that's the only word I can think of right now
On how
To describe the s---
This is like a vibe you get
Go ahead and bob to it
Just watch what you wish for, 'cause I got the s---

 

Jun 24, 2015

Hardest question ever. I voted for Rock Bottom's 1st Verse but this s--- is tough

 

Jun 24, 2015

already posted, you need to go to that post and like it

 

Jun 24, 2015

 

Jun 24, 2015

Best members

 

Jun 24, 2015

 

Jun 24, 2015

don't know if there's rule for nominating more than one verse… i forgot about my secret emergency backup verse..

evil deeds verse 3 … this is better than careful what you wish for verse 2, so if we only 1 nomination, i change mine to this

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons
I never had any of this s--- planned
Mom, please believe
I don't wanna be Santa's spawn
Never got the chance to say I'm sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Claus, why are you not coming this year again?
What did I do that was so bad to deserved this?
Everything could have been so perfect
But life ain't a fairy tale
I'm about to be hosted up in the air
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere
I don't even know but who feel like they know me
'Cause I'm in this ferris wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the mall
And take Halie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now, do-si-do now
Curtains up the show must go now
Ring-around-the-rosy the show's over
You can all go home now
But the curtains just don't close for me
This ain't how fame was suppose to be
Where's the switch I can just turn off and on?
This ain't what I chose to be
So please God give me the strength
To have what it takes to carry on
Till I pass 50 back the baton
The camera's on, my soul is gone

 

Jun 24, 2015

very surprised lose yourself isnt getting lot of love