Jun 24, 2015

 

Jun 24, 2015

3rd verse of Til I Collapse

Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC’s heart
What is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.
And it's absurd how people hang on every word.
I’ll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I’ll never be served my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
'Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
That’s why I’m clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I’m an addict
I rap like I’m addicted to smack like I’m Kim Mathers.
But I don’t want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers.
So this is like a full blown attack I’m launching at them
The track is on some battling raps who want some static
'Cause I don’t really think that the fact that I’m Slim matters
A plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest. So...

The multi's are insane

 

Jun 24, 2015

Amazing verse obviously, though I've always felt it was just a tad weaker than the first two

 

Jun 24, 2015

This is tough but I am going to have to go with 3rd verse of Underground

[Verse 3]
Tell the critics I'm back and comin' to spit it back in abundance
Hit a f-- with onions, then split a bag of Funyuns
Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, s---t an animal
Out of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult, with an elite following
To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday
Have Michael Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his power
Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his a--- and made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a f---in' nectarine and sat him
In the f---in' fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up Elm street with a f---ing whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, too
Came out with a little scratch, ew
Lookin' like I got in a f---in' pillow fight with a triple-fat goose
Insanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanity
In having a twisted fantasy with an arm-and-leg amputee?
Straitjacket with a hundred eight brackets
With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your f---ing head off and ask you where you're headed off to
Get it? Headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful
This anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco

Talkin about hannibal, funyuns, hard tacos, and suppositories all in one verse? Yeah count me in. #instantclassic

 

Jun 24, 2015

IFOREVER

There they go, packin' stadiums as Shady spits his flow
Nuts they go, macadamian they go so ballistic, whoa
He can make them look like Bozos
He's wondering if he should spit this slow
f--- no! Go for broke
His cup just runneth over, oh no
He aint had a real buzz like this since the last time that he overdosed
Theyve been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose
Back into the game and they know
Rap will never be the same as before
Bashing in the brains of these hoes
And establishing a name as he goes
The passion and the flame is ignited
You cant put it out once we light it
This s--- is exactly what the f--- that I'm talking about when we riot
You dealin with a few true villains
Whose stand inside of the booth truth spillin
And spit true feelings, until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths
Now rewind it!
Payback muthafucka for the way that you doubted me hows it taste?
When I slap the taste out your mouth with the bass so loud that it shakes the place
Im Hannibal Lecter so just in case youre thinking of saving face
You aint gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this place
So Drake

 

Jun 24, 2015

This 100%. Could listen to that verse over and over again. So much emotion in the verse

 

Jun 24, 2015

His verse on fight music...

 

Jun 25, 2015

only just saw this but one verse that comes to mind that hasn't been mentioned is his verse on airplanes pt 2. Not sure what I'd say his best verse is on. I'm thinking rabbit run or Deja Vu are deff up there though. will report back later.

Alright let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen
Let's pretend things would have been no different
Pretend he procrastinated, had no motivation
Pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin they could blow away with the wind
Marshall, you're never gonna make it makes no sense to play the game there ain't no way that you'll win
Pretend he just stayed outside all day and played with his friends
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend
And it wasn't time to move and schools weren't changing again
He wasn't socially awkward and just strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as s---
And he never dreamed he could rip stadiums and just lazy as s---
f--- a talent show in a gymnasium, b----, you won't amount to s--- quit daydreaming kid
You need to get your cranium checked you thinking like an alien and just ain't realistic
Now pretend they ain't just make him angry with this s---
And there was no one he could even aim when he's pissed it
And his alarm went off to wake him but he didn't make it to the Rap Olympics
Slept through his plane and he missed it
He's gon' have a hard time explaining to Hailie and Lainie these food stamps and this WIC s---
Cause he never risked s--- he hoped and he wished it but it didn't fall in his lap so he ain't even here
He pretends that

 

Jun 25, 2015

way too many to pick from but Marshall Mathers last verse is one of my favorites

Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie b----, get off me, go f--- Puffy
Now because of this blonde mop that's on top
and this f----- up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did some s--- with Missy,
so now he thinks he's too big to do some s--- with MC Get-Bizzy"
My f---in b---- mom's suin for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin
s---, where the f--- you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it b----, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?
It doesn't matter your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] fa----!
Talkin about I fabricated my past
He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his a--- (Uhh!)
So tell me, what the h--- is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)
A half-brother and sister who never seen me
or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV
Now everybody's so happy and proud
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
to buy this cheap-a--- little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of my big white a---
Okay, let me give you MFers some help:
uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL
Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Ahh f--- it, I'll even buy a couple myself

 

Jun 25, 2015

Eminem's What's the Difference verse comes to mind when I think about his best verses. Down to his delivery, witty lines it's everything we loved about Eminem back what he first appeared in the game.

STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE!! I got somethin to say
Dre; I wanna tell you this s--- right now while this f---in weed is in me
(The f---?!) I don't know if I ever told you this, but I love you dawg
I got your motherfuckin back, just know this s---

[Dre] Riiight? .. Slim, I don't know if you noticed it
But I've had your back from day one, n----- let's blow this b----
[Em] I mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it?
[Dre] Well if you ever k--- that Kim b----, I'll show you where the ocean is

[Eminem]
Well that's cool, and I appreciate the offer
But if I do decide to really murder my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around wit her for seven hours through California
And have her wavin at people (Hi!) Then drop her off on the corner
at the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her
Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off and beat you wit the piece it was sawed off of
f--- blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
and they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk like The Chronic was lost product
That's for even THINKIN of havin them thoughts thought up!
You better show some respect whenever the Doc's brought up!!
So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a f---," and see who means it!

 

Jun 25, 2015

Airplanes PT. II (Handsdown)
aaaaaaaaaaaaand renegade.

 

Jun 25, 2015

SFTM last verse and Em's last verse on Bad Guy tbh

 

Jun 25, 2015

"Some days I just wanna up and call it quits
I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks
Every time I go to get up I just fall in pits
My life's like one great big ball of s---,

If I could just put it all into all I spit
Instead of always trying swallow it
Instead of starin' at this wall and s---
While I sit writer's block, sick of all this s---
Can't call it s---!

All I know is I'm about to hit the wall
If I have to see another one of Mom's alcoholic fits
This is it, last straw
That's all, that's it
I ain't dealin' with another f---in' politic

I'm like a skillet bubblin', until it filters up
I'm about to k--- it, I can feel it buildin' up
Blow this building up, I've been sealed enough
My cup runneth over, I done filled it up

The pen explodes and busts, ink spills my guts!
You think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts
Well, Imma show you what, You gon' feel my rush
If you don't feel it, then it must be too real to touch

Build the dutch, I'm about to tear s--- up
Goosebumps, Yeah Imma make your hair sit up, Yeah sit up
Imma tell you who I be, Imma make you hate me, Cause you ain't me

You wait, it ain't too late to finally see
What you close-minded f---s were too blind to see
Whoever finds me is gonna get a finder's fee
Out this world, ain't no one out their mind as me

You need peace of mind? Here's a piece of mine
All I need's a line, but Sometimes I don't always find the words to rhyme
To express how I'm really feeling at that time, Yes
Sometimes, Sometimes, Sometimes

It's just sometimes it's always me
How dark can these hallways be
The clock strikes midnight
1, 2, then half past 3
This half-assed rhyme, with this half-assed piece of paper

I'm desperate at my desk
If I could just get the rest of this s--- off my chest, Again
Stuck in this slump, Can't think of nothing
f---, I'm stumped, Oh, Wait, Here comes something, nope!

It's not good enough, scribble it out
New pad, crinkle it up, and throw this s--- out
I'm fizzling out, thought I figured it out
Ball's in my court but I'm scared to dribble it out

I'm afraid, but why am I afraid? Why am I a slave
To this Trade ? Cyanide I spit to the grave
Real enough to rile you up, Want me to flip it? I can rip it
any style you want.

Imma switch hitter b---- Jimmy Smith ain't a quitter
Imma sit here till I get enough of me to finally hit a f---ing boiling point
Put some oil in your joints, Flip the coin, b---- come get destroyed

An MC's worst dream, I make them tensed, they hate me
See me and shake like a chain-link fence
By the looks of 'em you would swear that Jaws was coming
By the screams of 'em you would swear I'm sawing someone

By the way they runnin', you would swear the law was coming
It's now or never, and tonight it's all or nothing
Momma, Jimmy keeps leaving on us, He said he'd be back
He pinky promised, I don't think he's honest

I'll be back baby, I just gotta beat this clock
f--- this clock! Imma make them Eat this watch
Don't believe me Watch! Imma win this race
And Imma come back and rub my s--- in your face, b----!

I found my niche, You gon' hear my voice
'Til you're SICK of it, you ain't gonna have a choice
If I gotta scream 'til I have half a lung
If I have half a chance, I'll grab it, Rabbit Run."

 

Jun 25, 2015

"When I go out, I'ma go out shooting...I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid" :'''''(

 

Jun 26, 2015

Im i america for a month s nit been in but best verse i can think right now SFTM verse 3

 

Jun 26, 2015

Im always late onto these lil tings.i smoke a lot of weed and work a lot of shifts.

Lol.

Someone holla or hit like or sum s--- please if i can still vote.

 

Jun 29, 2015

Don't approach me 2nd verse!

 

Jul 1, 2015

Sorry I haven't been on, been doing some training in Oklahoma.

Thanks @Koolo for putting me in the best members group!

 

Jul 1, 2015

Impossible to choose a best verse but 3rd verse from 'White America' is pretty relevant nowadays:

See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids
Who otherwise woulda never knew these words exist
Whose mom's probably woulda never gave two squirts of piss
Till I created so much motherfuckin' turbulence
Straight out the tube, right into your living rooms I came
And kids flipped, when they knew I was produced by Dre
That's all it took, and they were instantly hooked right in
And they connected with me too because I looked like them
That's why they put my lyrics up under this microscope
Searching with a fine tooth comb, it's like this rope
Waiting to choke; tightening around my throat
Watchin' me while I write this, like I don't like this, NOPE!
All I hear is: lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working
Round the clock to try to stop my concerts early, surely
Hip hop was never a problem in Harlem only in Boston
After it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom
So now I'm catchin' the flak from these activists when they raggin'
Actin' like I'm the first rapper to smack a b---- or say fa----, s---
Just look at me like I'm your closest pal
The posterchild, the motherfuckin' spokesman now, for

 

Jul 1, 2015

@marokko_486 this thread is over with mate. Kanye West best verse game is running right now. Check the Kanye section