Jul 31, 2015Was a Hopsin Fan when I was 13
Still haven't recovered from that
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Nov 22, 2025Ricky, Ordinary Joel, rhilo and 3 others like this.
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Nov 22, 2025
Jul 31, 2015
I played captain save a hoe and tried to turn a hoe into a housewife
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Aug 3, 2015
Should've pissed on him in retaliation.
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Aug 3, 2015
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Jul 31, 2015
Didn't go see kanye live in 2011 when he was in finland
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Jul 31, 2015
I came after like a minute once, my ex was pissed, I kept tryna go but she was turned off after that...
Moral of the story, beat your meat before sex if u know u aint s--- lol.BlackMamba, Ricky, Ordinary Joel and 2 others like this. -
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Jul 31, 2015
Off the top of my head- when I was 19 I had broken up with a long-term gf, 4 months later I banged a new girl for the first time, lasted like 10 seconds. Claimed I had a huge leg cramp so we stopped. We both knew I was lying
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Jul 31, 2015
When I got jumped 2 years ago by 6 dudes, after I beat the s--- of this smart mouthing punk, who got in my face accusing me of f---ing his gf, then 2 days later him and 5 of his buddies jumped me
I got some good licks in though, let's just say all of us were bleeding
Hey, Bleed Lesnar is only human
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Jul 31, 2015
Is that where you got your name from?Ricky, Ordinary Joel, Deadpool and 2 others like this. -
Nov 22, 2025
Jul 31, 2015
feels man... have this rare pepe for comfort my friend
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Jul 31, 2015
i am a good girl and i know itOrdinary Joel, Deadpool, DKC and 2 others like this. -
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Jul 31, 2015
10/10 meeks cause you just dont do that unless you're kanye
0/10 meeks cause losing you was her biggest L but 6/10 cause you took her back.
0/10 meeks, you gave him what he deserved
7/10 meeks, theres still time for therapy brother
10/10 meeks cause you still hereJehovah, Ordinary Joel, Deadpool and 2 others like this. -
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Jul 31, 2015
your biggest L was your dad forgetting to wear a condomRicky, Ordinary Joel, CODEiNE DEMON and 2 others like this. - Nov 22, 2025
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Jul 31, 2015
Man f---, I'm gonna regret this but here it goes.
My group of friends was pestering me about this girl I was crushing on in 7th grade and they asked me something about sex and I said my d-ck was too small, they passed it on to some people before I told them to stop. Got bullied by this one girl for a month after that.
All good now thoughsxneighty123, Ordinary Joel, Deadpool and 2 others like this. -
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Aug 3, 2015
Falling for all those rumors about unlocking Luigi in SM64.
L is real 2015. I just took it.Ordinary Joel, FlawlessT, Sign Language and 1 other person like this. -
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Aug 3, 2015
I once asked a girl out for coffee, but thing is I don't drink coffee.. and I was f---ing her, at her house..while her husband was at work. (didn't know she was married) I knew her for 6 months prior, and she never told me..lol wait.. I guess this is more of W for me than an LOrdinary Joel, Nori, Nuredin B and 1 other person like this. -
Aug 3, 2015
About 4 years ago me and my girlfriend was at one of our first dates together. One thing lead to the other and we ended up in the bedroom. When she got down to s--- me off she suddenly said "you've got small balls".
luckily my d-ck game was on point, and she got her first vaginal orgasm
Sign Language, Criza Malone Hamilton, threee and 1 other person like this.Nov 22, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up)

