Jul 31, 2015

h--- no

Wish I had Drake to walk me through it brah.

I got my hand on your boob
It's everything that I see
I want this night just to be over, pretty please
I can't get my hand off of you
You're about to leave a mark on me
I want this night just to be over, pretty please

 

Aug 1, 2015

Alright so I was in HS, about to be 18. About a week before my bday i was on FB lurking at a--- and well you know those late night thirsty hours. those late night drake simping hours.
So i see this XC runner that always had a nice a--- a nice body who i had a crush on for a month at one point. she wasnt a dime but she was pretty.
She was with one of these dudes for a while and heard she was a bit of a freak so anyways she posted a status about wanting some burritos from
so my simping a---, i dont hollar at hoes , persona kicked in & tried to be smooth and said some bs.
I probably said id go and buy her some burritos
anyways, this led to a conversation and i end up getting her math-word to ab soul.
i texted her the next few days and said whats up at school in the hall etc.
about 3 days before my birthday, i was with my dawg and he was like d--- fool tell her to do something for your bday
well with my a--- getting no a--- for most of the year i said f--- it, f--- not being another thirsty n-----.
that night we were texting and i began the birthday talk, she was all excited you know how b------s be.
then i said what you gonna get me?
she said "whatever you want"
i wanted to be safe and said: "whatever i want? anything, anything? "
she was like yeah anything you want, so i tried to be polite and s--- asking for a blow
"would you go down on me?"
her: "what? what do you mean?"
b im f---ing lmao at this point, theres no turning back
"will you give me head"
her: " wow. i cant believe you just said that "
b im f---ing dead/feel stupid/cant believe i followed through
i apologize and simp and say that dont mean s--- and that ill apologize in person.
at school the next day, i told her sorry that wasn't like me---she laughed when and said it was ok.
s--- seemed normal for a few days and slowly we stopped talking after that
i coulda got some top if i woulda been patient but i let the peer pressure from my dawg get to me
one of the many L's of that year

 

Aug 1, 2015

^^

 

Aug 1, 2015

My brother and his hot a--- girlfriend caught me jack--- o-- to some scrambled vhs p---. They probably stood there speechless for a minute before I even realized they were there.

 

Aug 1, 2015

back in the day used to have to jack it to the spice channel but it was scrambled since my parents obviously didn't pay for it. Had to jack like a savage to some scrambled ti--ies that you saw for half a second...almost got caught a bunch of times fumbling for the remote

 

Aug 1, 2015

Way too many, I am literally a waking L, I win just as much but I'm really not even sure. Just too f---ing many to pinpoint one.


When I was 8 some kid that was around 15 spat in my face, and I just took it like a b----. Still hurts pisses me off a little knowing I let him do it, my cousin defended me a few weeks later, made him run like a b----, but never properly got my revenge.

 

Aug 3, 2015

Long story short.. ate some bomb a--- ribs and hours later proceeded to s--- myself at my uncles house on new years eve at 11:50 pm fml lol.. couldnt make it in time, this s--- was all liquid lmao it was all over their bathroom (on my pants, shoes, their rug lol) meanwhile everyone is looking for me since the new year was about to start, so I had to clean everything up in a matter of minutes, keep in mind that I'm at my uncles house and my pants are covered in liquid s---, at that point I had 2 options.. wear my uncles dirty construction jeans or my aunts bell bottoms that were in the bathroom.. went with the bell bottoms lmao there was no other option, no one noticed tho so I guess thats something positive lol

 

Aug 3, 2015

 

Aug 3, 2015

Fam I had to choose between a ps4 and yeezus tour

 

Aug 3, 2015

Shameful.

Like...

 

Aug 3, 2015

I went with ps4

And this was when I was in die hard Kanye stan phase too

 

Aug 3, 2015

:george:

 

Aug 3, 2015

Way I see it homie it's like 90 bucks for a night or 400 bucks for the next decade, nahmean. Plus no one I knew was going, and I'm more into the guys who rage at their shows like Travis and earl.

 

Aug 3, 2015

You could've always done the concert and then save up money again for the PS4. Best of both worlds nahmean.

 

Aug 3, 2015

My biggest L was probably fallin in love with girl, who left me for some gay-lesbian-man-look-a-like hybrid or something and even bigger L than that was me feelin depressed about it. Shame on me.

 

Aug 3, 2015

My most recent L was last week.

Me and a mate were in class at Uni, we had to form into groups of 5 for assignments. It was kind of awkward because it looked like everyone had got in a group besides us. Quick as a flash! he left me to join a group of 4 girls, then I had to join the international students (who are cool, but man.... my semester could've been a lot more better). International students here pretty much give you the responsibility of doing all the work, I hope this isnt the case.

 

Aug 3, 2015

Male or female international students?

 

Aug 3, 2015

Male. If they were female, I would be winning!

 

Aug 3, 2015

Godspeed. Enjoy all the workload.