May 9, 2015

So I would like to share with you guys a story.

One day, I was bored so I went to hit up the park. All the same f--- boys where there with all the f--- boy names like Daquarious, and Tyrone, Khalil, etc. The norm of f--- boys were there balling as usual.

So I went up finally got next4999347. It was me Tyrone, juan vs Tyrone(another one) daquarius and some n----- named Bob. So Tyrone got on Daquarius, and Tyrone got on Juan. So I had this little n----- named Bob. Idk, kuz tyrone and daquarius never passed him the ball so I was like this n----- is a---.

So like ¾ths into the game, Tyrone on the other team got stuck. And he was gruntin and s--- just like the f--- boy neff he is, so i stripped him. The ball flew towards f---in Bob. I ran up to Bob like o yea bouta jack dis ball n-----. Man did i have another thing coming

This nigguh looked into my eyes. I knew this n----- was gonna ether me. He was a d.a pick up basketball f--- boy.



I was like aw s--- its over, it was like when Spongebob saw patrick bouta hop on the hooks, and he was scared af. Yea it was like that s---..4999306Little white boy bounced the ball, it was like a air pulse of gravity incased the whole court. no one said it, but everyone was thinking “aw man, dis n----- is done”

Bob took the ball and did the craziest s--- i ever seen in my life. Homie went right, so I went right, he went left right hella quick. By then I knew my career was over. He went behind his back jumped left brought the ball through his legs. I was so confused I didn’t know what to do but reach for the ball, homie did some swift s---. [He moved his hand s fast, that sht was like some instant transmission s---

My hand wasn’t even finished reaching(this all happened in a matter of seconds bruh) then he brought it behind me, and brought it back. THROUGH MY OWN LEGS. forrealz doe. I swear, dont they say your brain control your body? My legs were confused, but my brain knew what was going on. I tried to tell my brain to control my legs, but that s--- was like naw n----- u f----- homie. My right leg, went back, and tangled over my left leg.

I felt my soul erupt from my lips, do the nae nae, and WAAAA out of the planet.

Guess you know what happened after that, I fell. Hard. I felt everything go back to normal. But my body wouldn’t move. I stayed there on the ground, looking up and contemplating life. both tyrones came up to me like



“you good bruh” I closed my eyes. I saw my life flash before my eyes

Then this n----- bob came up to me



[And stared at me as everyone laughed

Moral of the story: I never went back to that park of f--- boys ever again

 

May 9, 2015

 

May 9, 2015

wtf am i reading

 

May 9, 2015

im crying real life tears b funniest post i ever read

 

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May 9, 2015

deceased

 

May 9, 2015

 

May 9, 2015

i read a second time god this is hilarious

edit: just bookmarked this s---

 

May 9, 2015

fav lines

"This nigguh looked into my eyes. I knew this n----- was gonna ether me."

"no one said it, but everyone was thinking “aw man, dis n----- is done”"

"but my brain knew what was going on. I tried to tell my brain to control my legs, but that s--- was like naw n----- u f----- homie."

"I felt everything go back to normal. But my body wouldn’t move. I stayed there on the ground, looking up and contemplating life."

 

May 9, 2015

 

May 10, 2015

dead

 

May 10, 2015

My old boss used to refer to basketball as African handball

 

May 10, 2015

Nobody cares you f---ing bum.

 

May 10, 2015

Fat angry f---. Calm down and lose some weight grease ball

 

May 10, 2015

Guhguhguhguh

 

Dec 14, 2015

bmp

 

Dec 14, 2015

 

Dec 14, 2015

How did I miss this

 

Dec 14, 2015

 

Dec 14, 2015

This is f---ing hilarious.
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