Broke My Jaw

Started by Worm, Mar 7, 2018, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. dna hits
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    Mar 12, 2018
    You are in my prayers worm! Take this as a sign from God. Eat a couple more of those Percocets
     
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  2. Worm
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    Mar 12, 2018
    I was at a bar and this guy was saying that you weren't 8-0 in bar fights and I got mad and hit him cause you wouldn't lie about something cool like that and I got jumped.
     
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  3. dna hits
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    Mar 12, 2018
    Yeah I was thinking maybe you got jumped or something similar and you had a cover up story for it. I doubt anyone you ran into said that. Only a few other people known my record irl.
     
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  4. Worm
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    Mar 12, 2018
    Don't be modest. Everyone knows your bar fighting record on the east coast
     
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    Mar 13, 2018
    You got in a fight with Mr. 8-0 didn't you @Worm?
     
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  7. HappyTreeFriends
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    Mar 15, 2018
    d--- sorry to hear that man.

    I had the same, except my jaw got punched fractured by this aggressive kid. He apologized later too, smh.

    You could try your hand at making different soups (tomato, mushroom, pumpkin, etc.), oatmeal, blended fruits with water/milk/watermelon, any sort of fruit mixed yoghurt dessert, if you feel you're recovering might even try your hand at a veggie Noodle Soup, blended vegetables, ginger tea, tea with milk and honey, (ice) coffee, chocolate milk, really young and soft cheese cut in lil strips that will melt on your tongue. Yeah that's what i can come up with for now.
     
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  8. Worm
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    Mar 15, 2018
    I've been doing mostly soups and protein shakes with fruit. I tried to get creative and went to a Ramen place by me and blended it up. It had shrimp and calamari and tasted like s---. Other than that I had Dinty Moore Beef Stew and just added a s--- load of beef broth to liquefy it more. That wasn't too bad. Hopefully should have this s--- off in another 3 weeks. How long were you wired for and how long did it take for your jaw to open normally after removing them?
     
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    HappyTreeFriends hi guys ;)

    Mar 15, 2018
    Oh i see, you've been doing the creative soup stuff already. Also LOL at the blended shrimp story. Sounds like you had a bowl of healthy vomit. If you wanna have more meaty flavoured foods try cooking chicken and soft red meats and add water in the latter stages with the lid on top. It should soak it up and become more spongey instead of hard. And if you have the patience just pick it apart strand by strand and put it in your soup. If they aren't too big you should be able to swallow it. Yeah my jaw was only fractured on the leftside and it wasn't too bad. The doctors told me to just chill and have it heal naturally. The weird thing my higher jaw point was fractured into a million little pieces so no surgery would've fixed it plus you can pretty much still chew on your muscles alone.

    I think it took me a lil over 2 weeks
     
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    Mar 15, 2018
    This is what happens when you talk s--- to me online.
     
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  11. Worm
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    Mar 15, 2018
    I've learned my lesson man
     
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    Mar 15, 2018
    Did you break it from deep throatin too many cocks?
     
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  13. Worm
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    Mar 15, 2018
    only one
     
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