Coco's official Australian migration thread

Started by Lucy, May 20, 2018, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 20, 2018
    cold for queensland is anything under 32
     
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  2. deluxe wife
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    deluxe wife talkin bout bugsnax

    May 20, 2018
    Word of caution for prospective future Australians: permanent visas are notoriously expensive and as such, permanent residency is locked behind a pay wall that sort of doesn't justify the quality of the Australian experience.

    Married an Australian this year, wanted to apply for a spouse visa, but couldn't foot the $7000 AUD bill to justify the career opportunities available to me by living there long term. Went with a working holiday visa to stay with my spouse while she undergoes the lengthy Green Card process, as it is more realistic since I'm a regular f---ing human who doesnt have deep enough pockets to deserve to live in Australia apparently.
     
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  3. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    May 20, 2018
    Sat next to an Aussie lady from Victoria on a flight last year. She really sold Australia as the place to be. Said s--- is a lot more laid back there than in America.
     
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  4. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    May 20, 2018
    I heard you can bypass that. The secondary choice is they lock you in a room with a snake, spider, croc, kangaroo and a Koala. Last one standing wins the visa
     
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  5. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    May 20, 2018
    I’ll prob be a permanent Sydneyer in a few years
     
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  6. Wreckless
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    May 21, 2018
    Lol Australia

    What a s--- hole irrelevant country.

    @Coco what an embarrassing thread
     
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  7. Wreckless
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    May 21, 2018
    Who wants to live in a country where the most f----- up insects roam free and snakes go up your toilet and penetrate your a------.
     
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  8. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    May 21, 2018
    Is 7k really that much though just sell your s-----y car or something
     
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  9. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    May 21, 2018
    You’re just grumpy that we have a minimum height limit of 5’2
     
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  10. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 21, 2018
    i could save 7 grand in like 3 months easily. it's also equates to 5200 ish USD. i think it's a fair payment to live in best country in the world.
    i dunno k--- yourself
    better than ur country
    people who arent 4 ft tall p---- fa----s like u
     
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  11. deluxe wife
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    deluxe wife talkin bout bugsnax

    May 21, 2018
    you guys understand my financial situation very well!! who knew it was all that easy!
     
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  12. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

    May 22, 2018
    Australia lmao :lmaooo:
     
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