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Do You Wipe Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

Started by Wreckless, Jun 14, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

  1. Standing Up

    12 vote(s)
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  2. Sitting Down

    19 vote(s)
    61.3%
  1. Jasmine
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    Jasmine

    Jun 14, 2015
    I lied. Sorry for being so crude.

    I actually have my partner wipe my a--- for me. He loves taking care of me.
     
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  2. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Jun 14, 2015
    Sharing is caring
     
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  3. rhilo
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    Jun 14, 2015
    :snow:
     
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  4. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Jun 14, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Jun 14, 2015
    Wtf's goin on with the thing on the left of this gif?
     
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  6. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Jun 14, 2015
    annnnnnnnnnnddd im out

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. FreeAgent
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Oh s--- wtf is that :bigquint:
     
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  8. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 14, 2015
    reminds me of the classic thread on RB where the guy asked if you looked at the toilet paper after you wiped
     
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  9. PimpinButterfly
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Do you?
     
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  10. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 14, 2015
    yeah brah, gotta make sure everythings copasetic
     
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  11. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jun 14, 2015
    Sitting down, what kind of weird f--- stands up to wipe
     
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  12. WhiteThinDuke
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    WhiteThinDuke

    Jun 14, 2015
    sitting down every time, sometimes I even piss sitting down
     
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  13. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jun 14, 2015
    Standers creating unnecessary Rorschach blotches...wtf why??? You freaks.
     
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  14. Wreckless
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    Wreckless

    Jun 14, 2015
    How is it awkward? Unless you wipe in public...

    do you?
    :biggiepissed:
     
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  15. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Jun 14, 2015
     
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  16. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 14, 2015
    by the way...baby wipes>>>>>>
    make a crackas a------ clean enough to cook on

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Jun 14, 2015
    why would you manually spread your cheeks if they're already spread while you're sitting?

    and if you get s--- on your hand while you're sitting, you're absolutely doing it wrong
     
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  18. Wreckless
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    Jun 14, 2015
    :mjcry:
     
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  19. threee
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    threee Rip

    Jun 14, 2015
     
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  20. Wreckless
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    Wreckless

    Jun 14, 2015
    Spread your cheeks manually? rofl wtf.

    Nah you got it wrong.You just slightly lift your leg. A lot easier. How is sitting down better when you have to lean on one side and reach your hand under each time?

    Surprised to see how many people find that weird. Honestly, always felt that was the easiest, more natural way. Never wiped sitting down.
     
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