Doctor said I had blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican man

Started by paulye, Mar 17, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. paulye
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    Or I might literally have leukemia

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    Hopefully just blood clot and perhaps infection
     
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    Mar 19, 2017
    Nurse said like 99.5 percent it's not leukemia.
     
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    Mar 19, 2017
    I'm just having stress prolly so I'm just freaking out. Hopefully will be out tomorrow.
     
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    I'll be out today prolly. Prolly just a blood clot.

    Tryna be a millionaire, how I use two lifelines

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    I'm out of the hospital :yejoice:
     
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    Is Trump's latest Kentucky speech his most original and greatest speech ever or am I high?
     
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    Mar 21, 2017
    I know I'm high, but this is the weirdest O'Reilly Factor ever.
     
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    Is Trump being conned by the FBI? I'm scared.
     
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    I have to watch this video while not being high.
     
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    Scott Adams' trust in Trump shaken. Mine isn't.

    He might be smarter than me.
     
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    Is something gonna happen to Trump? Is something gonna happen to me?
     
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    What the f--- is this? This is one of the first times I
    m high so I don't understand what's going on.
     
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    Why do I think Trump's being set up? Russia and Comey stuff happening. He's being set up.
     
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    Hannity agrees with me Trump's being set up. That was the other option that Scott Adams thought was possible.
     
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    Mar 21, 2017
    They're going to hang Trump at the Hague... They'll probably come after you too.
     
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    Is Trump just a level beyond everyone? I have no idea what's going on. Hopefully I won't be paranoid by tomorrow when I have to talk to the insurance guy.
     
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Mar 21, 2017
    This is what happened.

    -Trump campains on Pro-Putin, Pro-Russia, Pro-Wikileaks platform. While known Russian agent Paul Manafort is his campaign manager... And Trump associate Roger Stone brags about his involment with wikileaks and guccifer 2.0.

    -NSA and FBI takes notice... They start surveillance on foreign calls to Trump and Trump staffers (which is legal).

    -there are leaks of information that implicates many Trump staffers... Forces Trump to fire National Security Advisor Flynn and forces Attorney General Sessions to recuse himself from Russian/Trump investigations.


    -fake news talk radio guy Mark Levin finds out about FISA warrant requests, to stay on brand with the "Deep State/Obama Secret Goverment" nonsense that is being pushed by the CEC, he tells a tall tale about Obama wiretapping Trump Tower.


    -Fake News warehouse Breitbart publishes Mark Levin's story as a "news article."

    -Trump who is too stupid to realize he is the President of the United States and can make one phone call to verify definitively if he was wiretapped or not and another shorter phone call to declassify the information and send it to the AP, makes a dumb tweet... Because he has a low IQ and zero impulse control.

    -Putin directs Russian State Propaganda Network, RT, to publish fake news story of Obama using British Spies to wiretap Trump Tower.


    -gullible 9/11 Truther Judge Napolitano hears about this dumb conspiracy theory. Speaks on it on Fox News which Donald Trump watches when he isn't golfing or sleeping.


    -The Trump Administration states the Russian planted fake news and Trump once again embarasses America and insults our allies.
     
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    Trump might be Hitler. I just realised it.
     
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    I just switched my mind on Trump. He might be Hitler.
     
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