Oct 20, 2020I've always thought this was way more embarrassing for the dude who pissed his pants at a movie theater than Drake who inadvertently got caught in the crossfire
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"And I'm so tired (tired)
I f--- with the mob and I got ties (Lotta ties, lotta ties)"Ordinary Joel, FiveOh1, Buddha and 6 others like this.Dec 18, 2025(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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The idea is that the rapper who made “Mob Ties” did nothing about getting pissed onZeugma, Ordinary Joel, lil uzi vert stan and 6 others like this. -
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yeah who hasn't been pissed on at some point in their life?Zeugma, Ordinary Joel, Oldboy and 5 others like this. -
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Tbh I don’t know why everyone trippin lol dude was drunk, it happened — move on lolOrdinary Joel, lil uzi vert stan, JMG and 5 others like this. -
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It's only gay if you want to jerk off again after the first timeXmipod, Ordinary Joel, hargydon and 4 others like this. -
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Yeah I remember sleeping outdoors in sleeping bags, and I was laying a little lower than the guy next to me. In the middle of the night I wake up because I hear him opening up his sleeping bag. Dude just whips his d-ck out of the bag and starts pissing. Because I was laying downstream, the stream of piss was flowing in my direction. I got up quicker than a crackhead hearing the lighter lit, whilst still in my sleeping bag, to dodge his piss.
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@Immy I found you new avy!Ordinary Joel, Xmipod, BIGFOOT and 2 others like this. -
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"Dude just whips his d-ck out of the bag and starts pissing" LMFAOOOOVictim, Ordinary Joel, Detroit24 and 1 other person like this. -
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Is this f---ing real???Ordinary Joel, Detroit24, BIGFOOT and 1 other person like this. -
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This might turn into a HOF thread with piss related storiesOrdinary Joel, Detroit24, Ricky and 1 other person like this. -
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One time me and my friends went up to visit our other homie at his college. He ended up blacking out, stumbled out of bed in the middle of the night/morning, couldn’t find his way to the bathroom or even speak English, and ended up pissing on my other friend lmaoooooo. To make matters worse, my friend left his ODB shirt there so my buddy who did the pissing could wash it and he ended up wearing it all semester long instead lol
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Yes I be with Future but I like to reminisce (yeah)
I do not forget a thing, like that time I got pissed (yeah)
Try to tell 'em they ain't got to do it, but they insist (I got pissed, on)ZxiJilance, Ordinary Joel, DKC and 1 other person like this. -
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Wait...
I thought everyone urinated in the bath?Ordinary Joel, Detroit24 and JMG like this. -
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Exactly. I actually enjoy a golden shower here and there tbh. People that are turned off by it should actually give it a shot. You only live once so I believe in trying everything. The warmth is very appealing.Ordinary Joel, hargydon and Detroit24 like this.
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