Dec 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM Nah I’ve given up on alts. Whoever this is isn’t using English as broken as mine was which is disappointing. I have yet to see something on the level of “wut r u tolkien uh bout” or “eye donut wanna dew dis Annie Moore”
Dec 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM Relapse is much greater than the sum of its parts. 3 AM is not necessarily a masterpiece.
Dec 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM Spatula should make a whole set of alts that are different kitchen utensils with different personalities.
Dec 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM So many Relapse posters, got a wall full In fact, you would hate my walls, they're all full
Dec 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM But f--- it, when life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade Gin (Gin & Juice) But if I can't batter the women (Lay Back!) How the f--- am I supposed to bake 'em a cake, then? (b----) Don't mistake midgets for a Skillet (ouch) It's a fatal mistake if you think I need a measuring cup and thermometer (Yeah, Debbie) To check the temperature (Mom, it’s done) I’m spicer with a chicken Baster (No it’s not son) Don't be a r-----, be a test- taster? (Yumm) Think not, why be a hater when you can be a Baker?
Dec 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM One more irrelevant spam off topic post and you’ll be thread banned for at least a week. Final warning.
Dec 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM Game that 50 year old still posted up on the corner trying to fit in with the youth. Hang it up Gramps, and go pay your mortgage
