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Eminem and relationships

Started by Oldboy, Feb 2, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    i s--- you not this happened to me today...i am as shocked as any of you

    so i was picking up a girl that i found mad hot..yea im married but life too short..no f---s just hugs...so i had money tree prepared to play when she gets in the car...cuz that song can make any girl wet just based on that beat

    anyway couple more songs came on shuffle and we chilling... then i stopped at the market to pick up a pepsi for me and something for her..she stayed in the car...when i went back to the car , the song that was playing is cold wind blows...but i noticed the b---- isnt as chilling as she were...so 3 minutes later she flat out asked me " do you consider yourself intelligent?"

    i said "yes?"....she said then how can you have any respect for yourself listening to this s---...i thought she meant eminem as being womanizer or whatever b------s be feeling like..i said no no i dont agree with his views...she then literally said, i am not talking about his views i am talking about the low standards you have

    turned out she knows eminem music and consider it s---...eminem f---ing cockblocked me from thousands of miles away :uil:
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    anyway faced similar situations ?

    @Vexx
     
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  3. pluto✰
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    Feb 2, 2015
    stick ma d-ck in a circle but am not f---in aROUND
     
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  4. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Feb 2, 2015
    b------s hate eminem for the most part (past & present)
     
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    My all-time most embarrassing moment as an Eminem fan was when I watched the 2009 MTV Movie Awards with my girlfriend. I was strictly watching the show because Em was performing live, his first live TV performance in five years. And what does he do? He comes out wearing a train conductor hat and performs two of the worst songs of his career (We Made You and Crack A Bottle). Halfway through the performance my girl says to me "idk why you still listen to this s---?" She stormed out of the room, slammed the door, and went to bed for the night. I slept on the couch. Yea... we're not together anymore... thanks alot Marshall.
     
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    /r/thathappened
     
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  7. ImmortalTechnique
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    Marshall is actually the reason Arch Dogg is on track to become a 40 year old virgin
     
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    you dont believe me ? :emoji_slight_frown:

    you know i wont s--- you jfk
     
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  9. JFK
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    Women love Eminem. They make up like 86% of his current fan base. 13% are fourteen year old boys that just discovered rap music.

    The other 1% is @Arch Dogg.
     
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    she was around 30

    makes a difference ?
     
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    I could go out and ask 50 girls to name their top 5 artists rn and I can assure you eminem would make up 5% of the results, if that
     
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    just because most people who like Eminem are women doesn't mean most women like Eminem.

    it seems like Eminem's fanbase nowadays is primarily made up of sexually frustrated guys who haven't achieved anything in their lives and younger girls who jumped on the LTWYL bandwagon
     
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    hey it cuda been worse fack cuda came on....
     
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    My last girlfriend had a hatred from eminem, all because of Studio Leaks lmao.
     
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    The last girl I dated heard me chuckle at the Ray Rice line in the cypher, and we got into an argument because she said I supported violence against women
     
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    leave it to f---ing women
     
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    I wanted to ditch a girl that I was f---ing because she wanted a relation. s---, but I didn't wanna hurt her because I hate to be the bad guy, so I kept bumping Stronger Than I Was shamelessly every time I saw her. She finally thought that I'm a bigger b---- than she is and everything worked out well. Thanks Marshall!
     
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    I've actually dated bizarre fans
    just like u was not even kidding her favorite song
     
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    Quoting so you can't get rid of it later
     
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    in my defense I didn't find out until very near the end
     
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