Eminem needs to quit saying random shit

Started by Tyler, Dec 17, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Tyler
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    that's the biggest problem with his wordplay its just random

    ''I guess im in an egyptian river because im in denial''

    That's not how good wordplay is done, it needs to make sense. Why the f--k would the largest rapper in history be in a f--king egyptian river, the shit doesn't make any sense. Thought I would point that out because I know you dickriders are gonna say

    'TYLER HE MEANS DENIAL LIKE THE NILE RIVER HAHA DUMBASS'

    yeah no shit the line is garbage
     
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    In B4 Em Stans
     
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    Dec 17, 2017
    0/10 thread. Em has always done this.
     
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    I never said he just started doing it. The fact you think because he's been doing it its somehow good is amazing to me
     
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    Why make a thread in the Em section just to bitch if you don't even like him? I think it's amazing, and it's one of the reasons I listen to him.
     
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    I'm gonna start writing bars just like Eminem

    ''I might be in the navy cause you know I love the semen''
     
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    that would have been the best bar on revival
     
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    The burping on the tracks he does I will admit sounds unnecessary
     
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    His Corny puns/punchlines are from recovery onwards. The "we're in a pickle...it's a big diiiillll" line..... :comeon:
     
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    lmao op hilarious
     
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    this pun has been absolute garbage since Papoose said it in 05.
     
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    I'm screenshotting the OP this is a travesty lmao some internet dude is telling how a 20 years deep into OP's mom ehm into his career MC should rap I'm done
    :currydead:
     
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    if we're talking corny punchlines he's got that for days but at least that takes a little bit of work like

    'suck my d-ck on the couch if you want to cushion the blow'

    its stupid but its a little clever i guess, random Homophone bars are not
     
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    Nobody can understand what you're saying
     
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    Someone should make a thread with the title "f--k the Em sxn"
     
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    do it
     
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    So it's people like you we have to thank for the reason he's so dog shit now? f--k you you slack jawed, mouth breathing retard.
     
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    :snoopshades: this is what I like to hear
     
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    This is what makes Eminem unique. Plus it's not random since it makes sense...
     
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    But then not a single wordplay would make sense. Something has to be exagerated and out of place to be funny and memorable. That denial one is bad because I heard it in King Of Queens show. But imagine a normal line that makes sense "I'm like a regular civilian, I pay the bus fare"
     
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