Eminem Eminem needs to quit saying random s---

Started by 1999, Dec 17, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Caine
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    Dec 17, 2017
    lol the past few days I noticed why this section is so trash other than people here stanning hard

    Got this idiot going on the past 2 days about how ____ is cornball/trash

    Got another idiot in this same section rn telling me he feels bad for me because I listen to hip hop made after 2013
     
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  2. ryan1uk
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    Dec 17, 2017
    Like a dictionary, things are looking up!
     
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  3. ComfortablyNumb
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    Dec 17, 2017
    I think that line is pretty f---ing funny actually.
     
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  4. ComfortablyNumb
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    Dec 17, 2017
    It used to work so much better when he did it back in the day. “I was just checking the mail. Get it? Checking the male?”
     
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  5. Tyler F u c k i n g Waves
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    Feb 7, 2019
    Aight this classic too
     
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  6. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    Feb 7, 2019
    This topic is more played out then the lines themselves...And yet he’s still light years ahead of any newer artist ... name a SINGLE f---ing one that will have as long and successful a career. ERHH. Ya can’t.
     
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  7. TheRealStan
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    Feb 7, 2019
    Before i annihil-ate, over 50 spitters in the egyptian river, guess i must be in denial-wait
    Tripped with scissors, nd slit my sisters
    Nd like Tony the Tiger i feel “GREAT!”
    Ambulance arrives too late, im time travelling back to Y2K, just to buy new Dre

    - Eminems ghostwriter
     
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  8. The Moon Man
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    The Moon Man Out of my mind

    Feb 7, 2019
    I love the corny lines but I also love dad jokes so. Maybe my opinion shouldn't be taken seriously.
     
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  9. thatmotherfkr
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    Feb 7, 2019
    ...oh yay...a year old thread based on lines from Revival...this is necessary...
     
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  10. Spatula
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Feb 7, 2019
    By your logic, there shoudn't be any metaphor or wordplay anywhere because their main purpose is to associate two different things. You can say that to shakespeare

    "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate
    ..."

    Your argument is why the f--- would you compare a girl to a summer's day, it makes no sense, one is a day the other is a human being...

    Lets say we all agree eminems good punchline is "bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes..." why the f--- would he compare a line in a song to bullets, song cannot k--- you literally and its not made of metal...

    You see my point? Wordplays and punchlines are meant to be a game, like the word says, word PLAY.
     
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  11. Spatula
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    Feb 7, 2019
    d--- I just noticed this is an old thread and I already responded a year ago
     
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  12. dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl
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    Feb 7, 2019
    lol "its supposed to be s--- guys he's just having fun!"
     
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  13. Spatula
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    well, he is, but that wasn't my point. My point is he seems to have a problem with the concept of a metaphor and wordplay in general. You obviously don't see my point.
     
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  14. henzINNIT
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    Feb 7, 2019
    With the same s-----y argument too. Congrats, you've not developed at all in an entire year.
     
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  15. Spatula
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    Still a good argument. You haven't learned anything in a year.
     
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  16. thatmotherfkr
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    Feb 7, 2019
    I've never listened to a rapper I didnt like long enough to quote lyrics or pick them apart...who puts time into this s---?...I cant imagine even trying to keep up with what I dont like considering the plethora of crap rappers out there talking nonsensical bs...but we're concerned with the denial river line...k...OP...take another year off
     
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  17. grizzyp
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    Feb 7, 2019
    The truth is you just wanted to show off what you considered a good post you made a year ago. You should have let this one lie dawg.
     
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  18. KMurda
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    Feb 7, 2019
    Line would have been considered GOAT coming from any Young Money artist circa 2010
     
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  19. Spatula
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    Not true
     
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  20. FiveOh1
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    Because a bar is a type of gun, and it spit bullets at rapid fire
     
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