Jan 14, 2025 Everybody’s so uptight these days, it blows It’s like, they got a frown on they face, they froze Ever since the MFer that they hate the most Walked after he hit someone in the face with toast I know you cocksuckers couldn’t wait to gloat Couldn’t wait to see me get broke, baked, and roast And so close, you could almost taste it, though But I escaped it and scraped by, casе is closed But let’s face it, maybе that’s the way s--- goes But probation, it’s no vacation, folks So my lawyers say to relax and take it slow But I don’t know if I’ma be able to make it, though ‘Cause sometimes, situations’ll take control When you’re layin’ in a room full of naked hoes It’s enough to make you really wanna stay, get blowed And sniff enough coke, sneeze, and make it snow Hey-o, yo, don’t say s---, no Woah, I go to church, watch nature shows And sit back with a tall glass of H2O You people need to learn how to take a joke and lighten up
Jan 14, 2025 I’m holding Irv responsible, the Cookie Monster of Rap Won’t give Hailie back her Oscar, they lost it up Ja Rule’s a--- We forgot an Oscar’s a statue of a naked man We told her if she goes to take it back that he’ll break her hand (Grr) But that’s okay, baby, let’s leave this fa---- alone Let him have it, next your daddy’ll bring you home two more And remember that pretty little dress that you wore To his show to match his when we saw him perform? (Yeah?) Well, we gon’ send that to his son (You mean his son is a girl?) No, but he likes to dress like one (Haha) And I think he’s got a daughter too But we ain’t gotta talk about his dirty-a--- little kids like he did to you ‘Cause we don’t need to stoop to Ja Rule’s level ‘Cause if we do (Yo), then that would mean we’d only be one foot two Then we’d be as tall as the statue that we shoved up his a--- And then who knows? He might have room to fit us up there too Aight, big ears, it’s time for you to go upstairs, boo Give Daddy kisses Kim, you f---in’ slut, where are you? Come put Hailie to bed, I’ll be finished up with this s--- in a minute Just in time for you to make the last call at f---in’ Skinnies Hailie’s gone, what’s up now, punk? Since you brought her up Let’s talk about her, chump, you already called her a slut b----, don’t you ever question how we bring our daughter up You don’t even raise your kids, your a waddling Donald Duck Fat-a--- b---- of a wife who lives at McDonald’s does You stay in LA, tryna parlay with all the plugs Beggin’ Suge to get him to follow you to all the clubs But you’re too dumb to see that your publishing’s all he wants Thinkin’ you friends ’til he gets it and you’re the next rapper Sittin’ on the passenger side of that Benz that gets hit again And LAPD’ll be sayin’, “Who did this s--- again?” Knowing who did it, but still nobody admits it But if I get killed for this s---, I know who did it Y’all ain’t gotta go to limits to solve it, just expect a visit From forty to fifty vatos on your steps Ready, set to let the shots go, Pac, tell ’em, who shot you? (Suge shot me, Suge shot me)
Jan 14, 2025 Never been and never would tbh, tourists forget México isn’t just nice beaches and end up living a nightmare
Jan 14, 2025 Just stay in Europe or safe countries, like Japan. The food, music and women will keep coming from all latin América anyway
