Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (OUT NOW!)

Started by RetiredAccount, Dec 6, 2020, in Eminem Add to Reading List

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  1. Marshall III
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    Dec 2, 2022
    Real D12 Shady Records fans appreciate this:
     
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  2. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

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    Hard agree, Vegas is also a SSLP leftover they just rerecorded.
     
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  3. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

    Dec 2, 2022
    If youd DM me your telephone number id gladly share a photo of my micro-penis with you. Ive also got sex tapes of me putting it and my ballsack in at the same time.

    Women love a good ballsack pounding
     
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  4. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo FXCK UP THE WORLD

    Dec 2, 2022
    Why? Do you want to f--- me? Sorry I am taken
     
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  5. Big Monkey
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    Keywords: "think" and "if". Without the first, the absurdity of this claim becomes obvious, since a genuinely hideous man could never hope to be attractive to any woman, let alone most women. And even leaving aside the incurably hideous, the idea that males who are unattractive mainly due to possessing a suite of theoretically changeable disgusting qualities/habits, could realistically change those qualities if only they tried, is a very big "if", since it assumes that free will exists, which of course it doesn't. They're called involuntary celibates for a reason.

    tldr: @jankland will never get laid.
     
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  6. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Make Canada Great Again!

    Dec 3, 2022
    By @jankland ?
     
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  7. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo FXCK UP THE WORLD

    Dec 3, 2022
    jankland I am so sorry I got you into this mess I was just trying to give people hope
     
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  8. Marshall III
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    Shady XV>> Revival
     
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  9. jankland
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    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    Dec 3, 2022
    Truest thing you've ever said, interested in more of the in-depth analysis of my psyche in the future.
     
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  10. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

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    Jank will slay in a year or two, calling it now for 5 points.
     
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  11. StinkyCnter
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    StinkyCnter Stinks Bad Man

    Dec 3, 2022
    Yall really gonna push this b---- to 5k pages huh
     
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  12. Big Monkey
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    Naw. Like I said before my man $kux finna be a BEAST when he gets out there, and when that happens he sure as h--- ain't about to be slain by no jankland.

    jankland LOL, more like elfinkland. Only time he'll ever be slaying sleighing is with Santa Claus on Christmas Eve helping him deliver presents to all the good little boys and girls in Haiti.
     
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  13. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo FXCK UP THE WORLD

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    The darkness consumes me again.
     
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  14. Big Monkey
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    @RipperRoo72 mirroring my mental state again. Eerie!
     
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  15. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo FXCK UP THE WORLD

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    I’m in your mind.
     
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  16. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

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    Jank would look good with some huge Haiti's chick, he just needs to know how to work his angle!

    Yeah Suxs is going to be fine man, not worried there.
     
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  17. Big Monkey
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    I had a sneaking suspicion your social media conspiracy "theory" was actually a revelation of the method (in Michael Hoffman's meaning of the phrase, where the system hides the truth of their evil agenda in plain sight). Of course it was too good to be true that an illuminati clone would have a will of its own and choose to fight for human freedom.
    Can I take you up on your recent offer to call you all the slurs I want via DM? Thanks!
     
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  18. fromconnecticut
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    fromconnecticut You'd get washed like a bar of soap

    Dec 3, 2022
    I stand with Kanye when he says that Ariana Grande is the most annoying and disgusting human being ever. Far worse than Hitler
     
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  19. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo FXCK UP THE WORLD

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    You got me. All that “I’ll protect you” and “I’ll be your beacon of hope” bs was a facade. I’m a liar. I don’t give a f--- about people. I don’t give a f--- about human freedom. I only care about myself and pushing the agenda I was put here to push. The Truth About Clones thread was made for one reason: to make all the people that believe those very real “conspiracy theories” look like lunatics. Even this post will be looked at by some as lunacy or a “troll”. When all is said and done, you can’t call me a bad person… after all, I did warn you.
     
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  20. rapmusik
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    Noooooooooooooo way
     
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