Eminem Eminem will s--- on you. The official Slim Shady Poo Line Thread

Started by Ron Burgundy, Jan 7, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

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  2. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Jan 11, 2018
    Doo doo
     
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  3. 23michael23
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    Jan 11, 2018
    Ron , Great broadcast once again. Still cant believe that dirty pirate hooker took your spot in your movie...
     
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  4. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    May 3, 2018
    Bump in light of caterpillars.
     
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  5. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    May 3, 2018
    What a s-----y rapper
     
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  6. grizzyp
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    May 3, 2018
    I'll s--- on you.....was A funny song when I was younger. I wonder if today's children find these lyrics entertaining.

    Number one, but my pencils are number twos
    'Cause that's all I dos with 'em, poop is my pseudonym
    On the john like a prostitute when I'm droppin' a deuce
    And when I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements
    These beats are like my saloons
    'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em
    And I don't need Metamucil to loosen 'em
    b----, s--- is real like I pooped Jerusalem
    I'm 'bout to go spin a cocoon
    Then I'm cuttin' you from your mother's womb
    Then I'm flushin' you!

    It is quite astonishing how bad this looks on paper when read. Looks like some loser from s80 typed this s--- up. It translates into music very poorly as one would expect.
     
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  7. KingZ
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    May 3, 2018
    Wow only one poopy reference on Eminem show. Best eminem album confirmed.
     
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

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    Groundhog Day line greatest of them all
     
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    May 3, 2018
    @Ron Burgundy didnt read it.. you got “s--- on you” on that list?? Classic!
     
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  10. Jay Zeus
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    Jay Zeus I am the god-favored weed strain

    May 3, 2018
    Her verse on that song so overrated. Ye's is better. Point blank. But my n----- Safaree went in with the pen game. Shouts go out to him and CyHi Da Prynce for blessing us with that ghostwritten heat.
     
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  11. joeyp363
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    May 3, 2018
    So far a classic
     
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  12. grizzyp
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    May 3, 2018
    Hickety poo poo hickory cucka line is my all time favourite.
     
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    May 3, 2018
    Cacs
     
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    Macca @

    May 4, 2018
    Do Skits count? Boy I'm sure Ken Kaniff sh---ed on some
     
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    May 4, 2018
    d--- can we sticky this thread?
     
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    May 4, 2018
    Came here to post same f---ing thing. We all know d--- well there will be more to add to this.
     
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  17. henzINNIT
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    May 7, 2018
    The lines on Caterpillar go on for so long I almost believe he's trolling us.

    Also, another for the list from the Golden Era of s--- puns (no pun):

    "You think you're the s--- til we flush you." D12: Going Crazy/Fame
     
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  18. SinisterSick
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    May 8, 2018
    Hes used them every album just more and more.
     
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  19. DJ Lithium
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    May 8, 2018
    just going to throw it out there

    kendrick once said "i am the s--- like what the prune does"
     
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  20. Ron Burgundy
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    May 13, 2018
    Op updated with caterpillar.
     
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