Eminem Eminem will s--- on you. The official Slim Shady Poo Line Thread

Started by Ron Burgundy, Jan 7, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. M Solo
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    Jan 7, 2018
    That guest verse from Yellow Wolf's first album. I don't think I ever listened to it but I definitely remember the Diahrea Diary Thread it motivated @Swizz to make.
     
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  2. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

    Jan 7, 2018
    found it...

    what a trailer trash pioneer?
    i am here, that's why i'm here
    i don't got a rhyme book it's more like a muthaf-ckin' diary of diarrhea!

    added to OP
     
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    Oh god :currydead:


    Ding ding we have a winner
     
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    Ok this gotta be worse than that one Dr Dre line
     
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  5. Ids5621
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    Jan 8, 2018
    even the s--- lines were wittier haha, reading "deformed fool, taking a s--- in a warm pool" made me laugh hahaha
     
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    holy s--- I forgot about that
     
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    I am yeah, thats why i'm here*
     
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  9. M Solo
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    Thread would be two or three times as long if you had included fart-related content.
     
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    He's tryna one-up Lil Wayne. Wayne got the best "s---" related metaphors and lines
     
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  11. Nirket
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    I've seen even worst punchlines in other rappers like Jay Z man, just check this:

    Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness
    Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
    Question: What do these things all have in common?
    Everybody knows I'm a motherfucking monster


    And i'm like wtf, this s--- is the most corny bad made punchline of all time and you all shi--ing on Em instead of Jay Z.
     
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  12. get_em_boy
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    d--- when you write em all out like this it just looks shity. Sad thing is their are probably another 20
     
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  13. M Solo
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    Shut up, idiot. There is not a single line on the first page that is this is worse than. Not one. f---ing dumbass.
     
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  14. Spatula
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    It's not Eminem's fault the word "s---" is used for everything in American English.
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    This is bad but still not as embarrassing as talking about poop
     
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  16. M Solo
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    Well it's not like people have a problem with the word s--- but we do have one where he's talking about actually shi--ing/poop.
     
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  17. andy.cooper
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    You’re really trying to compare the Jay-Z verse on Monster to Eminem’s recent body of work?
     
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  18. Nirket
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    not recent, entire careers of both
     
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  19. andy.cooper
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    It’s not a bad line, it may have even stood out positively if Nicki didn’t blow everyone else on that song out of the water within her verse.
     
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  20. Ron Burgundy
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    my goal is to get this thread pinned at the top...
    :bookah:

    I am so happy I made this thread.
     
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