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Eminem Em's Best Punchlines

Started by Groovy Tony, May 6, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Groovy Tony
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    ITT are Eminem's best punchlines

    "Good luck tryna convince a blonde that's like tellin Gwen Stefani she sold out, cus I was tryna leave no doubt in anyone's mind"

    "I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket, to fill it with explosive gases with a lit match in it and just sit back and just hope it catches, blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you then smoke the ashes"

    "And when I'm goin' to h--- and I'm gettin' ready to leave, Ima put air in a bag and charge people to breathe"

    "You couldn't make this crowd throw their hands up if they swallowed their fingers"

    "Now get off my d-ck, d-ck's too short of a word for my d-ck, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!"

    "I just, beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh, and I never eat you unless the f---in, meat looks fresh"

    "f--- top 5 b---- I'm top 4, and that includes Biggie and Pac, whor- and I got an Evil Twin so who the f--- do you think that 3rd and that 4ths spots for?"

    "Ain't never really been into diamonds since I put my first record out but I could put a chain around my 2nd album and wear it as a neck medallion"

    I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a f--- if this chick was my own mother
    I still f--- her with no rubber and c-m inside her
    and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?"

    "You wacker then the MFer you bit your style from, you couldn't sell 2 copies if you pressed a double album"
     
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    You can be Run-D, you’ll never be the MC
     
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    I’m on my straight grizzly, so why would I buy you a gay-a--- teddy bear, b----? You’re already bi-polar
     
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    VR46 Kamikaze

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    If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn’t dye for you
     
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    VR46 Kamikaze

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    most are puns
     
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    You got a butt like no if ands
     
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    https://normalreview.wordpress.com/2014/09/18/music-news-ic-every-eminem-pun-ever/

    here is a link to all eminem puns ik
     
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    "I'll knock you around the block to jog your f---in memory"

    "You couldn't flip s--- playin in toilets with a spatula"
     
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    How is that second one in the OP a punchline

    Edit: actually a lot of these aren't even punchlines bro
     
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    I saw "laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes" as the punch
     
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    :rockyhmm:
     
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    What?
     
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