first tinder date

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  1. Fire Squad
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    Boss Don Biggavel

    Oct 26, 2018
    Idk if lightning can strike twice like this gem but f--k it better than another political thread.

    Stories full of 90% lies incoming :jordanlaff:
     
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  2. OwI
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    I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Oct 26, 2018
    Sleepyghost about to make a comeback with the "i accidentally fucked my sister" thread
     
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  3. Pizza Hut
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    Sleepyhead Crazyhead

    Oct 26, 2018
    any word on this still? whats the right move
     
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  4. Alchemist34
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    DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    I think I’ve mentioned it before but I had a tinder date with a cute french chick a couple of years ago. I had taken 2 Xanax 2mg thought it would be a fun night but obviously completely underestimated the Xanax strength. I remember saying about how she looks taller in pictures and talking in detail about the Nice truck attack that had happened recently then. Everything else is a bit of a blur but no sex happened and I woke up to see a text message from her saying it was nice to meet me but we don’t really click but we can still be friends
     
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  5. Alchemist34
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    DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    There’s no need to tell her that at all. On another note, stop with the whole “if/when we start dating” shit. That’s the quickest way to get ghosted or friend zoned
     
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  6. Alchemist34
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    DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    That and spending the whole date talking about the Nice truck attack
     
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  7. Pizza Hut
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    Sleepyhead Crazyhead

    Oct 26, 2018
    true i gotchu
     
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  8. Alchemist34
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    DO MY HEAD

    Oct 26, 2018
    And don’t keep texting her 24/7 trust me
     
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  9. Pizza Hut
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    Sleepyhead Crazyhead

    Oct 29, 2018
    update: a few days ago (a day or two after i was with the girl) i woke up with a sore throat, as of them it has gotten gradually worse to the point i made myself go to quick care, and i found out i have strep throat for the first time in my life! whether this is a coincidence or not i dont know (its not) but id rather it be this than an std, gotta be more careful where i put my mouth
     
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  10. Worm
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    Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 29, 2018
    damn, you would think sucking on toes would be healthy
    :thinkinghmmm:
     
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  11. Pizza Hut
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    Sleepyhead Crazyhead

    Oct 29, 2018
    took a lot of times before anything happened :ermm:
     
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  12. Worm
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    Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 29, 2018
    well for a girl to bang you the very first time you met, be happy it's just strep
     
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  13. EminemsLeftNutYUMMY
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    Oct 29, 2018
    I used Tinder once..... long story short it ended with me sucking d-ck.

    Yeah go chasing pussy and you'll end up with a d-ck in ur mouth, tell the kids that.
     
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  14. Big Dangerous
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    World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 29, 2018
    @Pizza Hut post of the year
     
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  15. Big Cuntry
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    Big Cuntry

    aliases: mike tyson, swervo, poohdini, joeyp363

    Oct 29, 2018
    Yeah no need to tell her that unless it progresses into something beyond FWB/casual dating. But don't worry about that rn, just play it by ear and whatever happens happens.
     
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  16. JFK
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    Bleach on my t-shirt

    Oct 29, 2018
    I have so many questions
     
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  17. Pizza Hut
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    Sleepyhead Crazyhead

    Oct 30, 2018
    begin
     
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  18. SKUXY BANGS
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    Oct 30, 2018
    Dam sooo @Pizza Hut caught a STD
     
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  19. Kevin
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    I'm your huckleberry

    Dec 31, 2018
    @Green Pidgey did you die from strep? What's the update?
     
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  20. Mothrfckr
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    Jan 1, 2019
    What a glorious thread
     
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