first tinder date

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  1. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Jan 2, 2019
    shes in bed sleeping next to me rn, shes been my girlfriend for a month and a half and we see eachother 3-4 days out of the week

    weve done anal, weve peed on eachother, we get rough, im very happy
     
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  2. Kevin
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    Kevin StEwPiD

    Jan 2, 2019
    I highly doubt you went from virgin to a--- f---ing and lemon party this fast. If you did, go take a bath.
     
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  3. Jerome
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    Jan 2, 2019
    I dont know you bra, but reading this made me so proud.
     
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  4. Xmipod
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    Xmipod "Sorry uncle xmi"

    Jun 20, 2019
    Best thread OAT
     
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  5. Xmipod
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    Xmipod "Sorry uncle xmi"

    Jun 20, 2019
    @Green Pidgey yall still together?
     
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  6. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Jun 20, 2019
    yep :)

    we had our 7 month anniversary a few days ago, longest relationship ive been in tbh and its great, were back on tinder looking for girls to have threesomes with :emoji_ok_hand:
     
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  7. joeyp363
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    Jun 20, 2019
    I’m pretty sure this guys girlfriend is @dna hits
     
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  8. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth

    Apr 4, 2020
    It's airderu bruh lmao
     
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  9. Australia
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    Apr 4, 2020
    tfw you sell drugs and ya first tinder date is like "my dads a cop i love him so much haha anyone who says f--- the police is dumb lol!"
    :what22:...
    :dwight:
    :emoji_runner:
     
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  10. Jerome
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    Apr 4, 2020
    FO REAL? ????????
     
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  11. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth

    Apr 4, 2020
    Yes
     
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  12. skip
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    Apr 6, 2020
     
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  13. skip
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    Apr 6, 2020
    who was chipotle Pizza Hut before this name change
     
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  14. skip
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    Apr 6, 2020
    fixed that for you
     
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  15. skip
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    Apr 6, 2020
    why does everyone say this my first time I was so nervous I couldn’t nut for what felt like half an hour but was probably like a minute and a half
     
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  16. skip
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    Apr 6, 2020
    y’all are vanilla bro get u a crackhead whor- queen w more piercings and tattoos than good life choices
     
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  17. JEB
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    JEB

    Apr 6, 2020
    well god d---
     
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  18. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Apr 6, 2020
    A virgin
     
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  19. Australia
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    Apr 6, 2020
    :currydead:
     
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