May 12, 2015 The history of American sports: Fat American Athlete 1: Holy s---, the third of our population is fat, we can't compete in True Football, the other countries are really athletic, we can't compete against them we are too fat and in addition I can't wear a p---- armor and a helmet in this sport, I have fear... I hate this, they always humiliate us in this incredible sport. What can we do? Fat American Athlete 2: We could stop eating s--- and be more athletic, and also grow some balls. Fat American Athlete 1 (Eating some s---): What the h---, are you crazy? Those are not options... (thinking) I have an idea, we can invent our own sports where athleticism is not required and where we can wear p---- armors and a helmet. Fat American Athlete 2: That sounds good, my mom will love to see me playing with p---- armors and a helmet, she is afraid that I get hurt... sorry for the interruption, please continue with the idea. Fat American Athlete 1: Listen... Did you see Rugby? We can make a p---- and lazy copy of that sport wearing p---- armos and helmets, and we can add 300000000000000000000000 hours of nothing so we can rest our fat a----s, we will not need to be in shape, there will be just 10 minutes of action... We can be fat, earn money... Any other country will play it, we will be the best in the world in a p---- sport like that. It's PERFECT!!! Fat American Athlete 2: Oh my god!!! You are a genious!!! The history will continue...
May 12, 2015 Because if your best athlete in history is babe Ruth... Yes... This fat dude: It's because you are extremely fat.
May 12, 2015 That's not our "best athlete"..lol do more research my friend, Plus you're acting like all of us are FAT. It's not the case..I agree the USA has an Obesity problem, but d---
May 13, 2015 Yes, that fat dude, and Michael Jordan are considered the best two athletes of USA... Let's not talk about Michael Jordan, an over-valued athlete that dominated a sport that nobody in the world (even in USA) played... At least Babe "Fat" Ruth dominated the most popular and played sport in USA.
May 13, 2015 You don't. In the olympics the main event everyone looks at is the 100m, and the best isn't american, you can class Bolt the best athlete.
