Oct 25, 2015

When I first got my driving license I drove to uni just fine, but driving back home I was lost for 4 hours (school was only 30 mins away). My phone died of course which caused me to cry like the helpless little girl I was .. Stopped at 5 different gas stations for help. Finally when I made it home, I realized there was a phone charger in the glove compartment the whole time. Shamefully never admitted that last part to my family.

 

Oct 25, 2015

I lose my house key once a week. get absolutely furious when I cant find it

 

Oct 25, 2015

Tried to light a cigarette with my car keys

 

Oct 25, 2015

Thanks m8

 

Oct 25, 2015

that's a new one compared to lighting a cig backwards, that's always the scariest three seconds of my life

 

Oct 25, 2015

This isn't related anymore but sometimes I damage my cigarettes at the base by putting my lighter in the packet and can't puff it but I don't wanna waste anything so I just tear it off up to the damaged part and smoke without a filter

 

Oct 26, 2015

bought phone credit (its just a receipt) walked out of the shop and threw it straight in the bin, drove home and then realised
$40 down the drain.
thats not the worst part either a few months after that when i was at work i bought phone credit and was telling the girl behind the counter about how i threw the credit voucher out one time and had a laugh about it and then i walked outside for a ciggarette and what did i do? ahuh you guessed it, threw the f---ing thing in the bin
I realised a minute or so after id done it and had to go and carefully search through the top of the bin to find it. needless to say lucky i was in my work uniform or i would of looked like a homeless c---- looking for a feed.

 

Oct 26, 2015

I barely made it to the gas station on empty, went in to pay, came out, drove off, and ran out of gas a mile down the road. Then I walked back with a gas can and the f---ing @Narsh behind the counter wouldn't give me the gas I paid for.

 

Oct 26, 2015

I forgot to pull out, and it led to 5 kids

 

Oct 26, 2015

I'm at work and someone asked what I was laughing at to myself

 

Oct 26, 2015

I think of something I'm gonna google and by the time I've opened a new tab I've forgotten.

 

Oct 26, 2015