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Funniest things that happened to you at work

Started by impossible, Sep 29, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    Bush Sr too stupid to properly eat cereal he aint got the intelligence
     
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  2. Worm
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    Sep 29, 2017
    when I waited tables I had a full section on a Saturday night and the kitchen was running slow. Had this b---- at one of my tables who was just being a c---- about everything. Food obviously took a little longer since it was busy and she complained the whole time. She'd start snapping her fingers at me when I was taking orders at other tables Finally food comes out and first she said her burger was overcooked. Took it back and got a new one. Now there was a problem with the bun, it was "over toasted" By this point I had enough and rubbed my balls on her newly toasted bun and watched with a smile as she ate it
     
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    its all an act
     
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  4. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Sep 29, 2017
    my first job at a pawn shop this raggeddy dude walks in with a ps3 wit his social security # carved in on it. he said it was in case sumone stole it they knew whos it was
     
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    stay woke
     
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  6. 1999
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    1999

    Sep 29, 2017
    This one time at work I don't have a job
     
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  7. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    y u shouldnt mess with the people handling ur food
     
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  8. 1999
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    1999

    Sep 29, 2017
    Nah you just wanted that toasted butter on your balls you f---ing weirdo stop lying
     
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  9. Worm
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    Sep 29, 2017
    I never really f----- with peoples food that much, but this b---- pushed me over the edge. I've seen other waiters do worse s---.
     
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    like seriously ive never sent anything back cuz i know what i do to someones food who sent it back on me lmfaoo
     
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  11. Worm
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    Sep 29, 2017
    it was regular butter. We didn't toast the butter.

    But it felt good regardless tbh
    :bigquint:
     
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  12. Worm
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    Sep 29, 2017
    nah if the server f---s up the order you can send it back, just act like a normal human being and you'll be fine
     
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    "i didn't order...nvm this is great *cringe smile"
     
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    Sep 29, 2017
    we know know u got a butter fetish
     
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    1999

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    Deadpools avatar lowkey turning me on
     
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    [​IMG]

    real life pic of @Worm
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    i have 27k posts on an internet forum normal aint a part of my skills
     
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    thats great to hear...thats great..
     
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    Sep 29, 2017
    nothing wrong with buttering your nipples everyday fam

    [​IMG]
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    prevents chaffening
     
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