Serious Future Dad Life (Advice)

Started by aquaberryares, Feb 23, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

How would a real n----- like myself handle this

  1. Divorce

    66.7%
  2. Cheat on her

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Methodically drink protein shakes nd mexican beer. Time resulting flatulence strategically

    33.3%
  1. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Feb 23, 2017
    After years of being wit my now wife she just, for the first time ever, farted in my presence. I dont buy the whole "im 41 weeks pregnant" excuse i still take as personal disrespect.

    I feel like she is looking to quantify my tolerance for fuckery so i need an appropriate response to demonstrate to her that my tolerance for fuckery is zero.

    I offered a multiple choice survey above to gauge your opinions on how I should handle this situation. But, please, if you have any additional solutions that are also rational dont be shy, feel free to share. Thanx
     
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    Feb 23, 2017
    Make her listen to no favors
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Feb 23, 2017
    Its not like she s--- on me chill out
     
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    Feb 23, 2017
    :eminem2:
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Feb 23, 2017
    d--- my s--- flopped like a narsh mixtape
     
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    Feb 23, 2017
    tried my nikka. bad timing. fewtch got us covered
     
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