Got jumped and robbed tonight on the job lol

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  1. Motor City
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    Apr 8, 2017
    First time for everything...
    I work as a pizza driver while i'm in college and tonight I delivered to this apartment in this s--- stain city, won't say which city though. Live and work in the metro Detroit area. I get to the door, knock on it, he comes out and says he's waiting for his brother cause he had the money. He went back inside and made a phone call.
    So I wait a few minutes then two dudes come walking up the stairs and they looked sketchy as f---. They came up on my right side and right when I looked at them the dude on my left swung at nailed me right on the side of my head and dropped me. The other two dudes pinned me up to the wall and they said they'd s---t me if I didn't give them all the money I had... thankfully i'm paranoid and prejudice as f--- towards apartment people lol so I left most of my money in my car and only carried $20 in with me in case they needed change. So I showed them my wallet and gave them all the money, only $20 haha. They made me flip my pockets too and my brass knuckles and knife both fell out and they kicked them away from me but didn't take them lol. Then they ran. They took the pizza too smfh.

    I hope they're satisfied for all the trouble they went through just for $20 :hov2:
     
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    20 and a pizza
     
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    now i want pizza
     
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  4. Motor City
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    I've taken bigger L's tbh :idk:
     
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    this happened cuz ur name is murder mitten
     
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    3:50

     
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  7. Motor City
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    Lmfao I definitely need to get something small now like a .38 or some s---. This guy who use to work here had a glock on him and he had this sick custom holster under the steering wheel in his Jeep. So jealous
     
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    Forgot to mention, the one guy who said he'd s---t me was holding his hand in his jacket but I never actually saw a gun. who knows if he actually had one or not :weebey:
     
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    I need this
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    @bot stay safe out there bro
     
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    u p---- af
     
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  13. Motor City
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    s--- happens
     
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    Tanks
     
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    1) You live in Detroit

    2) Brass knuckles and a knife :lmaooo:
     
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    I'd rather be in @Murder Mitten shoes then to have been stuck here reading your reply.
     
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    enjoy this quote then
     
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    What did yoir manager say when you got back?
     
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