How do I know my girl is a hoe?

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  1. Mike Tyson
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    Im dating this new chick, I asked her who her favourite artist was and she said Future. That immediately attracted me to her, and we've gotten semi serious but the further we get, the more I start to think she's a reformed hoe. the way she s--- d-ck, the way she sing along to the most hoeish lyrics by heart, even the way she calls me daddy. idk, the thing is, this chick is legit a good girl so i would never expect this from her, but thinking back, the fact that she said FUTURE was her favourite rapper should have been the first red flag.

    so i need to know if she's a reformed hoe once and for all. i'm thinking of slipping her a low key questionnaire saying it's a census canada supplementary form or something with some questions that will allow me to gauge her hoe levels. help me come up with some. so far i got:

    1. How frequently do you eat pineapples?
    If it's often, she's a hoe

    2. Use the word "girth" in a sentence.
    If her answer gives you any d-ck vibes, she's a hoe.

    3. Show me some low-key spots in the city.
    If they're really low key, she's a hoe as she's probably f----- there in the past.

    4. Do you eat a footlong sub or 6 inch at subway?
    If she says footlong, she def a hoe.

    5. Who is your best friend?
    If her best friend is a hoe, she's prob a hoe as well.
     
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  2. Boos
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    if she has more than 1000 followers on instagram she's a hoe
     
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    this actually not true anymore
    i'd put it at 2000
     
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    I done read enough funny s--- from here today:dead3:
     
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    if she said her favorite artist is Future it dont matter if she a hoe
    cuff that
     
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    the thing is one time i was f---ing her face and then for some reason the future bars "ima f--- that DA lady in her mouf doe" popped up in my head and i had this epiphany that her favourite artist being future was the first hoe red flag of our relationship.

    and then i nervously came but that's prob TMI
     
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    Ask her if she likes Bryson Tiller
     
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    fuk good job pato, idk why i didn't think of that myself

    i'll find out if she a hoe AND if she basic all in one question
     
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    :dead3:
     
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    if you're f---ing her and it feels like your sticking it in an empty jar of mayo.
     
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    If she use Sectioneighty, she a hoe :wow2:
     
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    her box is a1 but the thing is, that's deceptive because if a girl goes on a "d-break" (which is sort of like a t-break aka tolerancy break for weed smokers but instead it's a "d-ck break" for females) she'll tighten up.
     
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    if she uses the dog filter on snapchat she's a hoe
     
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    i dont think this true
    most good girls i know have at least one hoe friend
     
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    If she thinks Recovery is Em's best album
    She's probably DMX in a hoe costume
    :eminem2:
     
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    so far so good on that count, but i've sent multiple dog filter selfies so i guess that speaks volumes about me
     
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    word but what happens when that hoe is that chick's BEST friend :khaled:

    does she learn from her best friends hoeish ways, or are they best friends because if you made them both in to a venn diagram, where they overlap would read "d-ck". :khaled:
     
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