Nov 22, 2017

1. rap like a locomotive about a) random household appliances or b) personal struggles

2. look in Skylar grey personal vault of music. A song has a chorus that broadly matches your subject matter? Perfect

3. just rip skylar's recording or hire some other no name chick to do it. If it's a lead single get Rihanna if she is free

4. Request an appropriate beat from paul. He'll probably throw u some nice Alex da kid joints

5. Put the song together. Be sure to modify ur lyrics to lead into the first word of the chorus for amplified corn

6. $$$

 

Nov 22, 2017

emmy nem walks into the booth. he wipes the dust off his creased khakis and takes 3 deep concentrated breaths. takes a hefty drag from his cigarette and signals the engineer with his right hand to begin recording. he waits patiently for the hook to approach and just as skylar greys angelic vocals begin to caress the rick rubin tango 2 step country beat his right eye twitches and his chest grows larger. "CAUSE!!!...." the engineer and onlookers in the studio feel a small breeze wash over them, as if an atomic bomb had been let off miles away. a small, sinister chuckle is heard from the back corner of the room, as paul rosenburg is seen rubbing his hands with such friction that his palms are seen glowing a slight orange hue. emmy nem then walks out of the booth with a drained appearance, stumbling as if he was going to faint. he sluggishly walks to the corner of the room and bends over for paul to unzip his pants and f--- him in the a------

 

Nov 22, 2017

Bro please tell there is a part 2 to this tale

 

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Nov 22, 2017

8. f--- skylar again for good measure

 

Nov 22, 2017

This is like the 2017 version of get u mad