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Serious How f----- am I?

Started by FBG President, Jul 13, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. FBG President
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    FBG President Super super

    Jul 13, 2017
    I'm already in shape lmao. Idk if bald would be a good idea lmao.

    Prison look :dead:
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Jul 13, 2017
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    You seriously questioning the person alpha enough to be in line with how sexy men should look like?

    Shave it or save it
     
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  3. 1999
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    1999

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    The rock's bald and he gets more squirrel than an oak tree
     
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  4. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Jul 13, 2017
    You should start doing open mics at comedy clubs with a persona of an a------ misogynist womanizer.

    This will get you more comfortable in your own skin, introduce you to a new culture of people... Women will constantly confront you for being a jerk... Then you can be all, "look, it's just a stage persona... I'm a really good guy, you just got to get to know me."

    You'll start meeting so many chicks that fall in love with you when they find out you are a nice guy with your stuff together... You'll actually become the a------ women user you pretend to be on stage to the point that you start to hate yourself and want to go back to the guy who didn't have confidence and couldn't so easily play women.
     
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    1999

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  6. reservoirGod
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    Everyone is doing it!
     
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  7. Caslon
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    Jul 13, 2017
    get that money mane them hoes gone be there
     
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    Jul 13, 2017
    One Bill Burr is enough
     
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  9. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Jul 13, 2017
    this is like the plot of some garbage paul rudd movie or something
     
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  10. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jul 13, 2017
    The fact your dad sat you down about that makes me think he's an absolute fuckwit. I'm 23 and technically never had a girlfriend. Why do you need one? Most chicks are lunatics at this age and will most likely hurt you anyway. Who gives a f---? Just keep doin what you're doin. Havin a gf at 23 isn't some achievement you need under your belt. Most people suggest not to worry about that s--- until later and just enjoy single life while you're young and can.

    s--- move by your dad. f--- that. Who does he think he is?
     
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Jul 13, 2017
    I actually pictured it as a Judd Apatow movie starring Rudd, Seth Rogan and Steve Carrell as I was typing it out.
     
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  12. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

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    ofc you're not trying to find your life partner when ur young having a girlfriend in your teens and early 20s is goat & fun af sry you never had that but u in denial tbr embarassing move by his dad but not really the wrong one depends how he addressed op in the conversation
     
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  13. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jul 13, 2017
    I really think it's a s--- move by his dad. Why make your son feel like s--- by making out like having a gf is a factor on whether you're a successful person or not. My point is its not such an important thing where you needa sit your son down and make him feel like a failure cos hes never got one
     
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    Cunner belter skelter

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    i think u kinda misinterpreted where his dad is coming from noone mentioned having a girlfriend having any correlation to how successful you are in life op's dad is just concerned bc his son is missing out on fun/important life experience i'd do the same thing it's not like he's making fun of his kid he's trying 2 help him out
     
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    Cunner belter skelter

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    it's cool op has a good enough relationship w/ his dad that they can talk about that kind of thing honestly i dont think ive ever talked to my dad about girls
     
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  16. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Jul 13, 2017
    i really think op just hit you too close to home
     
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    Your dad prolly gay fam
     
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    Born again virgin checking in.


    It doesn't get better, abort mission, start watching anime.
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jul 13, 2017
    What? I think it's an inappropriate thing for a dad to sit him down for. It's not a big issue. And also shut the f--- up virgin. Gay c---- actin like a smart a--- to me. I'd make you my b---- irl
     
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    Caslon covered n moe

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    some1 open a window its getting steamy in here
     
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