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How fucked am I?

Started by Grimace, Jun 12, 2018, in Life

  1. Grimace
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    Grimace

    Jun 12, 2018 falling to pieces

    think I may have cum a tiny bit (1/2 spurts) inside of her, pretty sure it was during ovulation too.

    Is she gonna be pregnant?

    Need answers
     
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  2. Buy Plan B at the local pharmacy.
     
    #2 Charlie Work, Jun 12, 2018
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    Grimace

    Jun 12, 2018 falling to pieces

    This was five days ago so no Plan B, she doesn’t believe in abortion either. How soon can I find out?

    I’m so fucked
     
    #3 Grimace, Jun 12, 2018
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    See above post
     
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  5. Five days is the max range of Plan B, lad. Worth a shot.
     
    #5 Charlie Work, Jun 12, 2018
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    Jun 12, 2018 yeehaw finna pick up your daughter

    Step 1: Find stairs
    Step 2: Push her down them
     
    #6 Squiddie Redd, Jun 12, 2018
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    Thought it was 72 hours, but yeah I’ll ask her to take it.
     
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    Jun 12, 2018 Urban legend

    It's all a myth forget it you're good
     
    #8 ArchitectOfDestruction, Jun 12, 2018
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  9. Bruh, if you couldn't hold your load you should prob pay for that shit and take it to her. Especially if she might be the mother of your child lmao.
     
    #9 Charlie Work, Jun 12, 2018
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    Grimace

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    Shit maybe but it’s like $60 not tryna spend that much if it probably won’t work. f--k.
     
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    Jun 12, 2018 Make S80 Fun Again

    Birches get prego off pre cum bro. Congrats
     
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    Jun 12, 2018 yeehaaaw

    its the thought that counts at that point man. if it ends up creating a baby it'll be a better look that you tried spending money for plan b to avoid this so you can hopefully talk more about abortion with her in the future
     
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  13. If we're doing probabilities she probably won't get pregnant anyway. Of course, $60 is way cheaper than raising a child and better than waiting around for a text message whenever her period is supposed to come around. I assure you that much.
     
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    Jun 12, 2018 yeehaaaw

    why we bustin in girls who arent on the pill? what is this, degrassi?
     
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  15. LMAO, for the record, I did not suggest that so he could persuade this chick to have an abortion.
     
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    Can I get her to sign something saying I don’t have to pay child support if she won’t get an abortion?
     
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  17. If she was dumb enough to let you of all people f--k her then probably.
     
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    Jun 12, 2018 Urban legend

    Okay wtf
     
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    Chill charlie
     
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    Jun 12, 2018 I'm exhausted

    95% chance that she wont get pregnant

    not that easy to have a baby, people try for months
     
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