How I imagine Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven happened

Started by Patti Mayonnaise, Jan 17, 2016, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Patti Mayonnaise
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    Jan 17, 2016




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    Shady music executive:
    Mr. Cudder thanks for taking the time to meet with me




























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    Mr. Rager:
    Yea yea cut the s--- Universal peon sup with the armed soldiers





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    Shady music executive:
    Oh those guys?

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    Shady music executive:
    haha
    just a precaution
    we do this with all our "poppin" clientele
    Should of seen what we had to do to get The Weeknd to sit down with us


    Anyway
    Scott reason I got you here is we haven't heard much from you recently...
    Last project we received from you was Satellite Flight

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    Shady Music executive:
    Now we appreciate your effort to give us more of your Man on the Moon type music like we asked
    but that was back in 2014 and we still don't have Man on the Moon 3


    the consumers tastes have changed
    it's all about trap ticks and bass now
    repeating the same 3 or 4 words throughout the song

    DJ Mustard
    J Cole

    You know Rick Ross put out 2 albums alone this year?

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    Mr. Rager:
    They were trash


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    Shady Music executive:
    Yes yes but it was still 2 albums compared to your... well 0.

    Whats wrong Mr. Cudi?
    something we can do?


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    Mr. Rager:
    Nobody can tam- help me
    I beat to my own drum
    You will get music when I feel like giving you music




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    HAHAHAHAHAHA



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    Shady Music executive:
    Oh Scott

    You know as well as anyone how this game works


















    We get what we want with or without your cooperation

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    Scott: OK

    OK

    AHHHHHHH

    OK
    IM WORKING ON AN ALBUM NOW

    IM WORKING ON AN ALBUM NOW!!!!!






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    Shady Music executive:
    Puuuurfect when can we expect it.






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    Shady Music executive:
    Scott that might work with your fans but not here..




    MEN!!
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    Mr.Rager: OK OK
    I CAN PUT SOMETHING OUT THIS YEAR!!!!
    PLEASE NO MORE!


    NOOOOOOOOOO

    IT'S...


    IT'S


    ITS A MAN ON THE MOON PROJECT!!!


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    Shady music executive:
    Perfect.


    We will be waiting..






























































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    Scott:
    I can't let them get their hands on my final Man on the Moon project Dot




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    Scott:
    once I give them what they wanted they will hit me over the head and toss me in the n*gger hole
    Who do I look like Poope' Fiasco?
    I didn't sign up for this s--- Dot
    I didn't sign up for this...
    How do I give everyone an album but also piss them off and lose trust in my fanbase to the point where I can just


    vanish








































    Now I know how Cobain felt




































































































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    edited by: Topdawg 1/17/2016
     
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2016
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  2. Krabby Patty
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    Krabby Patty OVOXO

    Jan 17, 2016
    Probably accurate...but you forgot the drug part as well. Cuz no one sober would record that s--- and like it...
     
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  3. K9l
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    K9l Colder than a polar bear's toenails

    Jan 17, 2016
    the thing im wondering is why there has to be 50 pictures in the op
     
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jan 17, 2016
    ^
    not reading the OP

    waaay too f---ing long for me to care
     
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  5. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Jan 17, 2016
    OP delivered :konalol:
     
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    TeamJimmy lil wayne is a rocker

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  7. Guma
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    Guma Dobry ruski, martwy ruski

    Jan 17, 2016
    True :dead3:
     
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  8. CJ Poe
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    CJ Poe The Dark Vegan

    Jan 17, 2016
    One of the worst albums of 2015
     
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  9. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Jan 17, 2016
    Scene: Cudi is making the album and one of his yes-men walk into the room

    "how does this sound"
    "great cudi can i s--- your d-ck"

    And now we have SBTH.
     
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  10. Patti Mayonnaise
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    Jan 17, 2016
    its ok thanks for coming
     
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Jan 17, 2016
    Fixed it for you.
     
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  12. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jan 17, 2016
    so much try hard in the thread :lmaooo:
     
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  13. Patti Mayonnaise
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    Jan 17, 2016
    hey guy im just trying to entertain on a boring sunday
    I like making threads
    dont have to be a d-ck move on
     
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    Jan 17, 2016
    Hated all the scrolling but it was kinda funny. :lmaooo:
     
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  15. Goldy
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    Jan 21, 2016
    (Was just looking for any sort of Cudi thread to ask this)
    He's coming to my city soon and I am a huge fan of his first 2 albums, if I were to see him would he play anything from them or will I have to wear earplugs while he plays SBTH the whole time.
     
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  16. theBluekiD
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    Jan 21, 2016
    It's likely he I'll be playing songs from SBTH 87% of the time.

    I feel like it would be great to hear in concert
     
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  17. AutomaticWeezy
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    Jan 21, 2016
    you mean #ItNeverHappened
     
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    gorealsteady heal & create

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    d--- HOF this thread ASAP pls :ohno:
     
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    Another GOAT thread from the man formerly known as Ryan
     
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