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  1. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Once a day, usually after I get off of work (pun not intended)


    However I did get kinda depressed last month and went like 2 weeks without jerking
     
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  2. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Aug 7, 2016
    I would never miss witnessing a circle jerk... I'm like the Annuals of S80
    I need to be there for everything to document it that's all Shhhh
     
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  3. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

    Aug 7, 2016
    do you guys have like a masturbation cypher??
     
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  4. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Aug 16, 2016
    every man has done this regardless if they admit it or not
     
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  5. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Aug 11, 2016
    so not that often
     
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  6. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Aug 8, 2016
    lol nazir has a song called sand n-----
     
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  7. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

    Aug 7, 2016
    :ehh:
     
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  8. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Aug 7, 2016
    Not enough because I'm still stressed the f--- out
     
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  9. Nazir
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    Nazir Xanman

    Aug 7, 2016
    itz ya boy krok nega. I ate a shawarma after i jizzed all ova the carpet.
     
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  10. Nazir
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    Nazir Xanman

    Aug 7, 2016
    Real n----- s---. I jack o-- in the morning, then at like 2pm then around 7-8 then 12am. I jack o-- 4 times a day and I'm proud n-----.
     
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  11. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Aug 7, 2016
    i honestly cant tell the difference
     
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  12. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Aug 7, 2016
    Christian girl? :dkk::dkk::dkk:

    u got a chastity belt? :dkk::dkk::dkk:

    im robin hood :dkk::dkk::dkk:


    - DP
     
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  13. mwarmst
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    mwarmst

    Aug 7, 2016
    f--- kittens
     
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  14. mwarmst
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    mwarmst

    Aug 7, 2016
    good ole fashion c--- push-ups my guy
     
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  15. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Aug 7, 2016
    What kind of jerk magic are you using to masturbate and hold hands in a circle at the same time?

     
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  16. DoCtaGriLLz
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    DoCtaGriLLz

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  17. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 7, 2016
    oh my bad lol probably like twice a week, depends really
     
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  18. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Christian girls can be the freakiest sometimes tho so keep your hopes up
     
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  19. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Circle jerking holding hands kumbaya kumbaya
     
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  20. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 7, 2016
    well, at least you tried ^
     
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