Eminem How to be a Stan - A tutorial

Started by larn, Nov 28, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Nov 28, 2015
    Just for kicks - How to be a Stan - A tutorial

    1. Listen to only one artist (in this case Eminem) and from that come to the conclusion that he's the best rapper in the world, disregarding guys like Nas or Andre 3000.
    2. Argue that Eminem is the only rapper that doesn't talk about cars, money and b------s.
    3. Comment on youtube that Eminem is the best 'r---r'.
    4. Comment on Eminem's official Fb page with a meme involving Justin Bieber that goes like this: God sent me to this Earth to make music - in which Eminems replies : "No, I didn't".
    5. Say that Eminem's shouting flow gives you goosebumps.
    6. Hate on Jay-Z.
    7.Realize that Lil Wayne is gay and Marshall is the only one that mathers.
    8. Enjoy Encore.
    9. Get a corny tattoe with an even cornier font that says sth like "Shady" ( This is a metamorphosis of being a stan )
    10. Never back down.

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    Coming soon: How to be a proper Eminem hater - A tutorial
     
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  2. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Nov 28, 2015
    Cringe post by a Eminem stan
     
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  3. Jerome
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    Nov 28, 2015
    Is that really necessary? (especially in the EmSXN)

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    Thy 000000

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  5. Rubens
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    Rubens The truth is an offense but not a sin

    Nov 28, 2015
    i thought thread was made by DMX
     
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  6. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Nov 28, 2015
    @Jerome You're probably right haha. But I don't know how much there has been going on before me. Just thought it was funny, no hard intention behind it. Just wanted to display the extremes people takeowhen it comes to Em and how stupid it is. To me stans and haters are equally enoying.
     
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  7. Bojack
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    Nov 28, 2015
    Ι do 2 of these :hmem:
     
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  8. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

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    @TrxggerShot Which ones ?
     
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  9. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Nov 28, 2015
    Although a severely overdone subject matter I give you credit for nice presentation and execution, nice thread.
     
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  10. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow Nightcrawler

    Nov 28, 2015
    I do none of these, come on I just made a sculpture of Eminem, this must be incorrect:Em6:

    you should ask @DMX for help, he's a 100% stan
     
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  11. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Nov 28, 2015
    @Changeling Thanks BIg. Wait for the hater edition.

    @Him Shadow I saw that, impressive.
     
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  12. Bojack
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    Nov 28, 2015
    Ιts rare now but I used to enjoy Encore at some point even tho I know how it is bad..
    And also at some point i used to have goosebumps of the flow like on brainless...

    Not to mention that i wont back down :yelas:


    There, I said it.. I can take my punishment now :sadmx:
     
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  13. Ricky
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    Ricky HIP-HOP CEO ™

    Nov 28, 2015
    Eminem SXN

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  14. Dking002
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    Nov 28, 2015
    Guess im not a stan. I listen to other rappers. Think Jay Z is ok, the blueprint is a classic but other than that im not a fun. I dont do the youtube and facebook s---, Eminem ahouting flow hurt my ears, is lil wayne gay? I think Encore is a gigantic pile of s---, and I don't have any tattoos
     
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  15. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow Nightcrawler

    Nov 28, 2015
    you have half naked Em on your avi tho, you have somethin' to think about:kapppa:
     
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  16. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

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    @TrxggerShot Well, Encore does have some good songs like Yellow Brick road or We as americans. But songs like Rain Man, Big Weenie or Puke trump that unfortunately in my opinion.
    His shouting works sometimes, no doubt.. I just think he should balance it. Like the flow on Topless. That's what I would like to hear more often.
     
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

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  18. Dking002
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    Nothing wrong with finding that Beutiful man sexy. Even if I didn't like his music I would still jack off to him
     
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  19. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow Nightcrawler

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    :notbad:
     
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    Kiri Conquerer of Conquerers

    Nov 28, 2015
    Nice thread to be honest
     
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