Best Posts: How To Tell Someone They Stink

  1. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Jan 11, 2017
    who gives a f--- if it offends him man if the dude stinks tell him he stinks theres no need to dance around it to protect his feelings if he didnt have the courtesy to clean himself before leaving the house
     
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  2. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Jan 11, 2017
    Keep telling him he stinks on a daily basis, he might start getting paranoid and finally shower :idk:
     
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  3. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 11, 2017
    In the mornings, I'm the last person to get on the bus, and since my area populated, means not many seats to pick from. So since like December, I've HAD to sit with the same dude. He's Muslim. Dont know his name but i think the name tag says Alsad or something. And for a while he always has 1 spot open for someone even though all the other seats are filled.

    Underlining problem: this dude smells like a--- checks. Every time I get on my face is like:
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    Like this dude f---ing reeks. I feel all my scent from my cologne and brushed teeth just being s----d out. Tried sitting in the aisle but the driver cusses me out. I said he's Muslim because theres a religion thing not to shower, but f--- bruh you in high school about to dip. Dunno how to break it to him without being a complete ignorant dickhead.
     
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  4. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Jan 11, 2017
    Is it really a religion thing not to shower? Sounds like you just made that s--- up tbh
     
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  5. Meero
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    Meero Ay ay ay

    Jan 11, 2017
    just say " im sorry but you smell"
     
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  6. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Jan 11, 2017
    dont be a p---- just say "shower man"
     
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  7. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Jan 11, 2017
    Get them alone with you in an elevator and be like "oh god wtf is that smell"
     
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  8. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Jan 11, 2017
    Why people like to speak on things they got like no idea about? Embarrassing
     
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  9. Freestyle
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    Jan 12, 2017
    daaaaawg :laff::laff::laff::laff:
    how u come up with that s---
     
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  10. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jan 12, 2017
    Everyone at my work seems to have a smell issue. There's an old lady that I'm certain just pisses herself, she's just so far beyond giving a f--- anymore. Me and a supervisor literally just spray deodorant around her now, we don't even hide it.
     
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  11. asvdawg
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    Jan 12, 2017
    Just sniff around and ask him "do you smell that?" And if he doesnt know ask him if he stepped in s---. The next day do the same and say "dude it still smells like s--- wtf" He will get the hint
     
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  12. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 11, 2017
    Ill do it casually. Like "dude why the f--- do you smell"
     
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