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  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 4, 2016
    and photos of said penis

    i sent a girl a picture of my d-ck, and she sent it back with a crown emoji on the head, and idk how to feel

    should i feel flattered that she's trying to crown my d-ck king
    or should i feel some type of way that my d-ck pic wasn't all the way enamouring, so little so that she found time to do arts and crafts with it

    i don't know how to handle this, it's never happened to me before
     
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  2. Famous
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    May 4, 2016
    Who's the girl? Someone you like? Someone you are now dating/f---ing? Someone you did like?
    Who.
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    we're f---ing and i'm lite skin so that automatically means i'm in love with her
     
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  4. Mike Tyson
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    and it might be important to note that my d-ck was a bit ashy, i knew i should have used moisturizer before taking a pic but it was so in the moment
     
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    Do the alphabet with your tongue.
     
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  6. SWERVO
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    May 4, 2016
    no comment
     
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  7. Deadpool
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    May 4, 2016
    Ashy d-ck? Crown on top idk man this s--- is cryptic

    - DP
     
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    May 4, 2016
    If she doesn't send you a nude back then she didn't like it your d-ck pic
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    yo dont let me suffer in silence I'm pre rattled dawg

    first views flopped now this
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    i mean she sent nudes back, but we were sexting at the time so idk if that means anything

    i don't send d-ck pics out of left any more
     
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    at least u admit it.

    and honestly, idk, i never had this problem so i'd say just go d-ck her down good right now.
     
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    First of all. f---ing L. You have to look attractive/presentable. You have to show her that she earned / Deserved the d-ck pic.
    Secondly she's either calling your d-ck King, messing around for fun or showing you that you are king ashy d-ck.

    And finally. Tell her to knock it off. If she's doing embarrassing / uncomfortable things to your man hood she's definitely having too much fun and is comfortable with it. She's not tryna degrade you but you obviously feel like it.


    Also how did you reply?
     
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    May 4, 2016
    :kanye2:
     
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  15. Famous
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    This is cryptic af.
    When was the d-ck pic sent.
    What was her pic/reply back? t-ts, p----?
    How long ago was this?
    When did you start f---ing?
    When did she call you King Ashy d-ck?
    We need details , bro
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    well my exact words were "don't ever blow my phone up with d-ck pics, even if they my own. I'm not gay"
     
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    kk hol up full timeline of what happened with alibis coming in 2 mins
     
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    midnite last nite we start sexting
    sexting leads to a d-ck pic, and she likes videos so i sent one of those
    she sent me 2 videos back as sexting continued
    i came not 5 mins after said videos, because i like to keep expectations low so she doesn't expect a 1 hour marathon when we fk
    passed the fk out

    next morning
    i make reference to my d-ck
    she sends me back a pic of my d-ck with a crown emoji
    i said: don't send me d-ck pics even if they my own, I'm not gay
    and she said: "Hahaha jus wanted to dress u up a little:

    wtf bro like, my d-ck isnt small or nothing wtf this s--- mean
     
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    tf this s--- first my girl doing gay s--- to me, now my own site is too:
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    im f---in dying :laff:

    she's playing with u
     
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