i need some advice regarding my penis

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  1. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    pHiLLip fARkLe @farkdoodle

    May 4, 2016
    i just want a b---- to call my c--- adorable, just once.
     
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  2. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    pHiLLip fARkLe @farkdoodle

    May 4, 2016
    but on a serious note, just put the penis inside of her, and let her put doll clothes on it if she wants to
     
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  3. Mike02
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    May 4, 2016
    I think this would be a perfect question for the d-ck Pics Thread. :work2:

    https://forum.sectioneighty.com/d----s-pics-thread-or-nah.t53693/
     
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  4. Jaya
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    May 4, 2016
    Your c--- is adorable
     
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  5. Mikey
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    not gonna happen if u got ginger pubes.
     
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  6. Zep
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    May 4, 2016
    Well I mean I made a thug life of @Arch Dogg d-ck pic and I got off to that multiple times so I mean I wouldn't take it personal
     
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  7. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    pHiLLip fARkLe @farkdoodle

    May 4, 2016
    i shave down there tho, my balls have the same sideburns as my face
    :wub:
     
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    May 4, 2016
    bro ur d-ck not supposed to be ashy
     
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  9. Famous
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    May 4, 2016
    IM SAYINGGGGG
     
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  10. Mano
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    Ya d-ck little, fa----. Stop sending out d-ck pics
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 5, 2016
    dawg u serious

    is this a coloured person thing
    wtf is wrong with me
     
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  12. Loyalty
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    I think you should start washing it daily in the shower Has. no one likes a dirty d-ck:gotwtf:
     
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  13. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 5, 2016
    yo @YDB got me legit f----- up, i'm on yahoo answers

    https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110202134435AAr5Djn

    :laff: f---
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    May 5, 2016
    yo i'm self conscious about that s---, i wash it 3 times a shower for my girl's sake
     
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  15. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 5, 2016
    do you guys do lotion faps or dry faps?
     
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    Cyreides gfy

    May 5, 2016
    dry or die
     
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  17. Cool Hand Luke
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    Cool Hand Luke born sinner is mediocre

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    tried baby oil once never went back
     
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  18. Cool Hand Luke
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    Cool Hand Luke born sinner is mediocre

    May 5, 2016
    Serious I think your best course of action is forget the s--- ever happened

    she probably didn't put too much thought into it. If she brings it up next time you're f---ing though, then that s--- starts being weird.
     
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  19. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    May 5, 2016
    Adsense legit hinting that I need to use febreze on my d-ck now...f---, Has has an ashy d-ck and now I'm f----- up self-conscious about having a smelly sac.
    image.png
     
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    yup, sounds about right.
     
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