i need some advice regarding my penis

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  1. 83837477
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    May 17, 2016
    Chop it off and send her the pic as an apologetic blood sacrifice.
     
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    Chronicles of @Mike Tyson jesus bro this thread got me dying.
     
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    Srs though, i have f----- 5 different chicks since Jan. i need to get blood results done (make sure im clean) to make sure im all set for lift off in the future, so at least nobody got that problem.
     
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    image.jpeg Was this the snap she sent back?
     
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    Where are the receipts?
    :dkk:
     
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    Gotta stay strapped, bro. Can't be smashing chicks raw.

    Very few rare moments where I didn't have a condom on smashing a girl.
     
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    Only once was it raw. i used a trojan each other time, but these chicks were on the easy and quick side to get with and im kinda like i wasn't thinking clearly at the time.
     
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    May 20, 2016
    Haven't wore a jimmy in a few encounters now. Gut call. Playing with fire.
     
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    The power of p----.
     
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    Pull out game better be good, bro.
     
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    It all depends. If im in a serious relationship then no condom for sure.. This also stands if I really trust the girl.. (as if im f---ing someone i wouldnt trust). I should probably use a condom more often, but i've been with quite a bit of females for my age and never had a pregnacy scare. Then again, my pullout game is hella strong.. But the real problem is how am i supposed to c-m in a girls mouth like i do 9/10 times if I have a condom on? It's more difficult than it sounds.
     
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    I admire the confidence. Just because it's a serious relationship doesn't excuse you from wearing condoms.

    I got my wife pregnant because I was drunk as h---. See how good your pullout game is after a night of drinking.
     
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    This is my favorite thread

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    My blood results came back normal, gonna hit up soneone later tonight now
     
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    another one @Mike Tyson ima start stamping these threads

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