Serious I'm In Love With A Girl

Started by jmillithauglybasedgod, Sep 19, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Michael Myers
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    That's an option but in person >>>>> social s-----y media
     
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  2. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Sep 19, 2017
    It's nice to be able to talk to real people about s--- like this, cuz I'm always too afraid to tell my friends. They'll think it's just another girl I like or whatever
    Been dreaming about it
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Break the ice by asking the chick you're into if she's ever thought about possibly having s three some with her homegirl


    Then say you're interested
     
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  4. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

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    I want to be able to talk to her in person, but I have no idea what to say.
     
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  5. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

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    I'm applying for the job
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    With ideas and creativity like that you must get tons of p---- bro lol
     
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  7. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

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    She works two jobs- blowjobs and handjobs
     
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  8. Caine
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    Sep 19, 2017
    I was held back senior year that s--- sucks man.
     
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  9. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    This was a success IMO
     
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  11. attila
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    Sep 19, 2017
    I meant negro as like ‘homie’ ‘friend’
     
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  12. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    Oh, alright, then. My bad
     
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  13. Poohdini
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    Sep 19, 2017
    can't tell if serious or not but should probably stop being a creepy virgin if you ever wanna have sex
     
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  14. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Sep 19, 2017
    good 4 u
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    183.jpg
     
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  16. Caine
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    "Stop being a virgin if you ever wanna have sex"

    Quality advice from Dr. Poohdini
     
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  17. Poohdini
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    I meant to stop acting like one. You can be a virgin and not give off that vibe
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  18. smitty
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    smitty i love stuff

    Sep 19, 2017
    so did you smash yet?
     
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    :dead:
     
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  20. SupremeGentleman
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    SupremeGentleman Previously HalalWeed

    Sep 19, 2017
    lol you're a p----, love is for women
    men were born to f---.. there's no such thing as love, it's a disney fairy tail..
    anyway put a condom and never think about marriage
     
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