itt post Weird s--- that happened in ur high school

Started by Bourbon Ben, Jan 14, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Dread or Alive
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    Dread or Alive Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    Jan 14, 2017
    Well old school since i got kicked out
     
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  2. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 14, 2017
    forgot paintball gun guy that just came into my school with a paintball gun and start shooting up lockers and random ppl

    only got 5 days suspension
     
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  3. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Jan 14, 2017
    we used to play the pass out game my sophomore year

    someone basically bends over while you pat on their back for a minute then you lift them up and hold their neck till the bloodstream cuts from the brain and they pass out on the floor immediately for about 2 mins

    trended for a few months. i remember this girl was so excited after I did it to her and she woke up, she told her mom when she got home and she came in and had a whole meeting about how I needed to be expelled

    good times good times

    the natural high when you wake up from it though is unlinke no other tho, like literally being resurrected from the dead by jesus christ himself
     
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  4. kidkuro
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    kidkuro local black man

    Jan 14, 2017
    Most of the weird s--- that went on in my high school was because of me and my friends.
    We had the sock em boppers tournament in the hall way. We dressed up as pirates and had a sword fight with these wooden toy swords while skateboarding down the freshman hallway to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. A few days from Winter Break we performed a Christmas carol version of Careless Whisper. And we threw banana peels on the floor and pretended to slip on them while carrying broken laptop parts to scare people.

    I guess the weirdest thing that happened in my high school that me and my friends were not responsible for was some kid taking his s--- out of the toilet and smearing it on the bathroom wall in the boy's bathroom for a bet. He got 10 bucks...and expelled in the same day.
     
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    Jan 15, 2017
    Lmfaooo what the f--- why he do that? f---ing "Paintball guy"
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 15, 2017
    bruh upstate ny is a boring a--- place filled with rednecks and they do stupid s--- on the regualr
     
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    Jan 16, 2017
    Oh s--- I have a good story for this, I'll type it up when I get to a conputer
     
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    Nino Brown Draped up and dripped out

    Jan 16, 2017
    Our high school was being replaced with a new one the district couldn't afford so the last day in the old school we f----- it up. I wrote "Come to the bathroom at 3:30 for some man loving", little did we know they were using the school in a tour for the newspaper afterwards.
     
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    Jan 18, 2017
    Smoked crack with the principle
     
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  10. Future Vandross
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    Jan 20, 2017
    Not high school, this is from elementary. i knew a dude from my class who once shoved one of those paper glue thingys up his a--- till there were s--- on it.
     
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    did you make it home okay b?
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    my old english teacher made a porno w/ an ex student it made national news for a few days lol s--- was mad surreal
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    feed us
     
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  14. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

    Mar 2, 2017
    HS days were crazy but most things that happened weren't anything actually outrageous or bad minus a few instances. Only things I can think of off the top of my head rn is that this one girl OD'd on heroin in the bathroom, another tried to hang herself in the bathroom by her sweatshirt strings, had the few typical bomb threats.

    My school was pretty diverse but we had a large group of wannabe rednecks who drive their grandfather's s-----y trucks and thought they were badass. They started flying Confederate flag's on the back of their truck and started yelling racial slurs out the window as people walked by. I was walking through the parking lot with a few friends and next thing all I hear is someone yell out "n----" and my friend had enough of it. He ended up dropping his bag and running towards this kids truck before I could even turn around. He ended up rocking his s--- through the window and then the rest of the hillbilly's were out of their trucks trying to stop it. Ended up being some huge fight in the parking lot, I got suspended for 7 days cuz I was standing by and got pushed and ended up punching this kid in his nose and broke it :laff:

    Kid has a p---- a--- nose I barely hit him. Two kids got expelled and a boat load got suspended.

    My sister is in HS now and she said there's a whole new group of these type of kids doing the same s--- now. It's pathetic.

    Wouldn't trade those days for nothing.
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    Lol I forgot about this. I actually just got to texas this morning and didn't bring my computer. I can try to type it on my phone later but remind me in a week lol
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    wtf some weird stuff happening in HS in the USA
     
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    we would get bomb threats twice a week for months sometimes because nobody wanted to go to school

    teacher was saying some bs and i told her what she was saying was about as relevant as my nuts in jennifer anistons mouth, she tried to tell me jennifer aniston could sue me for sexual harassment LOL

    and then just a few snowball fights in the school, nothing crazy really happened
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    Thank goodness I dropped out...

    Of course I went to High School in Orange County so yeah, none of this s--- would've ever happened.
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    What u in tx for?
     
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  20. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Mar 2, 2017
    back in junior high (or secondary school whatever) there was this interesting kid who always came to school dressed like he was from the early 1900s, I think he never ate the school lunch too like he had his own meal and sometimes people claimed they saw him eating pine cones, one day he brought his accordion to school and was playing it in the hallway and there was a bunch of people just listening to it and gave him money, he was actually really good

    then i think there was a story that someone saw 2 female teachers making out but that was never proven

    oh yea and one time one of my friends bought some kind of smoke grenade from the internet and brought it to school and they put it into a box that was full of gravel (the gravels used when its slippery af) and closed the box and then opened it after a bit and a huge amount of smoke came out and ppl were just watching, but i dont think my friends got in trouble since nothing rly happened to the box, they had an idea that they would use the smoke grenade inside but that would have been a terrible idea

    i think once a guy was running on the hallway and managed to trip and hit his head on a glass door and break it

    then i remember that my classmate and some other guy from another class were playing league of legends and they got into an argument so the dude from another class started threatening him that he will k--- him with a knife or sumn, the next day we convinced our classmate to snitch and i think it turned out that the dude actually brought a knife to school

    had a friend drink liquor in the bathroom he got caught

    then i remember a story where few dudes managed to set a trash shelter on fire and then they called the fire department and the next day they were on local news cuz they were praised for saving the trash shelter

    this was on summer break and i wasn't at that school anymore but some girl was at the school yard drunk as f--- and she decided to take a s--- there (yes outside) and it got filmed

    also back in primary (elementary) ppl claimed that a dude was fapping in the shower after p.e but im p sure he probably was just washing his d-ck

    d--- there's probably more stuff i cant quite remember, fun times
     
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