JMG's Forum Fiction© - The Missing Thread

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  1. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jan 6, 2016
    surprisingly intrigued...might have to give jmg a second twenty-second chance
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jan 6, 2016
    I need to know who did it now
     
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  3. JMG
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    Jan 6, 2016
    its coming
     
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  4. Oldboy
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    Jan 6, 2016
    pls drop it already :sweatt:
     
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  5. JMG
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    Jan 6, 2016
    im finally getting some time to work on it.. it will be a couple hours since i will be interrupted a lot with work.
     
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  6. Oldboy
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    Jan 6, 2016
    Thought this would be more important
     
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  7. JMG
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    Jan 6, 2016
    Of course it is. I just have a b---- with bed bugs complaining about a refund so im trying I gotta take care of it.

    I heard skippy will have a new chapter soon though.. if you're into h--- erotic novels

    foreal though it will be worth the wait i hope.. dont wanna rush it.
     
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  8. Myril
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    Myril Resurrected

    Jan 6, 2016
    Dis gon be gud
     
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  9. JMG
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    Jan 6, 2016
    10 minutes!!!
     
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  10. sxneighty123
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    Jan 6, 2016
    hype
     
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  11. JMG
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    "I swear on everything I will find and k--- whoever did this" expressed an upset JG2. He was sad that the Young Thug section was gone but he was indignant that Narsh was in such psychological trauma . He couldn't stand to see his only friend in the world not eating or sleeping. He couldn't even talk, just whimper. Koolo tried to calm everyone down. He immediately opened a new Young Thug section. It wasn't enough. Narsh spent the last year of his life in that section. It was like a fire just scorched through his home erasing all the memories of the best times of his life. A home that he built with his own hands, gone in the blink of an eye. It could of been worse as some people wondered how Narsh wasn't deleted with it, since he was obviously in there at the time.

    Who was doing this though was the great question that seemed to have no answer. Koolo and Slyk spent countless hours trying to find a trace of evidence but there wasn't a shred. Koolo needed to do something quick to make the scared members of s80 happy. He needed to release 2.0 and quick. According to Slyk that was not an option as they were still months away from finishing the new banner. He then tried to call JMG and beg for him to return even promising a mod position that he dreamed of for almost a decade. JMG insisted that his days were over and he was the happiest he had ever been. He wanted to help but he just couldn't be that guy anymore, he moved on.

    Meanwhile a week passed and Narsh still hadnt slept or eaten anything. He had lost a lot of weight in his torso and his face started to deflate making him look like a bobble head of a brown gumpy. People attempted to force feed him but an unpleasant stench kept them far away. The smell started to linger worse then it ever had and even flies began to swarm. Fullspeed was fed up and started hosing him down twice a day, but it did no good. The odor polluted the forum forcing people to leave.

    A despairing Koolo pondered if he had enough. He never imagined running a forum would be so trying. He started to cry as he watched the forum fall apart. Even the Eminem section was affected by the backlash. "Wipe away those tears my friend" said an inspiring Mike Tyson, he continued " We been through worse and we always get back up, you are the one who has to hold it together or we all fall.. without the people's champ then who will lead us?". A motivated Koolo showed life and his tears quickly faded. He wasn't angry or sad, he was determined to bring his people together. He knew what he had to do and he went into his closet and behind a picture of emostar was a 24 carat gold safe embedded into the wall. He turned the combination slowly and it finally came open.

    Inside laid a shiny disc all alone with a label on it. He reached for it slowly, unsure if he was making the right decision. He finally grabbed it and held it in the air. The gold from the safe still reflecting off the disc was beautiful as the label clearly read "Nut Up" . Koolo inserted the disc into his computer and begun to upload it. It was complete and all he had to do now was post a new thread. He stared at the forum for 10 minutes and finally decided it was time. He opened the Eminem section and clicked post new thread and titled it ""The People's Champ" Koolo Presents: Nut Up. He left the rest blank and just a link to the track inside. After a long pause he clicked post thread and closed his eyes. When he opened them he noticed a message appeared on the screen. Koolo's face went pale as he read

    error-requested section could not be found

     
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  12. sxneighty123
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    Jan 6, 2016
    This is goat :laff:
     
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  13. Mikey
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    :lmaooo::lmaooo: this is brillant. Nut Up coming soon
     
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  14. Meero
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    Meero Ay ay ay

    Jan 6, 2016
    some goat s--- here :laff:
     
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  15. JMG
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    Jan 6, 2016
    got some good ideas too.. gonna add graphics to some of the upcoming entries. just wanna get some out while were featured. stay tuned.
     
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  16. Oldboy
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    this is one of the greatest things i ever read

    holy s---
     
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  17. sxneighty123
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    Jan 6, 2016
    :'(
     
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    Jan 6, 2016
    lol cute @ that line, and also a great read.
     
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  19. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Jan 6, 2016
    good storytelling mixed with satire. youre gonna do another part ?
     
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  20. Michael Myers
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    Jan 6, 2016
    This is fantastic! :laff:
     
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